Things I’ve noticed this week… 1 in 5 Come Dine With Me contestants owns a bright purple wig. Wayne Rooney was happy to splash out 5 times more than *censored on legal advice but I’ll tell you who if you ask* on a granny’s vag. The weather is determined to be disappointing all bastard year. There are not enough people being put down by vets.
So week 19 of 2011 brings us well over a third of the way through the year already. Obama has gunned down Osama, well he says his minions of hell have but anyone can see he is spouting more shit than a detonated cess tank. I cannot believe anyone would swallow the “oh we shot him and then threw him in the sea to give him a muslim burial”. No you fucking didn’t you lying cunt, either he was already dead or he is bottled up somewhere being waterboarded by the CIA… if he wasn’t working for you in the first place.! You are just spreading more of your evil around to allow more Government ordered killings and oil grabbing. Reagan used to prop up ridiculous dictators and supply arms to terrorists so why shouldn’t you lie your ass off to the world to keep the wars going.
I have been watching and reading a lot of Red Dwarf in the past week and there was an idea sat in my head that made me a little, well, nervous. We will surely start to populate space in the near future and this will be lead by the Yanks and the Russians… maybe the Chinese too. Now if they get to the planets and moons first then what on earth will they build.? I can imagine McDs and KFCs, obese astronauts and guns everywhere on Mars if America happen to plant their flag first. But just imagine what the Welsh planet would be like.! Bloody hell.
Well done to Vettel for outdriving everyone during a great Turkish GP. Sauber’s Koboyashi did another fantastic job to grab 1th from dead last AND having a puncture to contend with. Some brilliant overtakes thanks to DRS and KERS.
I’ve been playing TOCA on the PS1 (and now once again on the PC thanks to £4 and Amazon, Hurrah).! 1998 season BTCC cars and lots of crashing is just marvellous… but I am the one doing the crashing sadly. More practice required.
Right back to the world of Sarah Beeney and cleaning the dust of things. Enjoy.!