You know what, I saw the video for that Lady Gaga song “Alejandro”. Wasn’t it lovely of Madonna to lend Gaga her back catalogue video collection and say “Here you go big nose, put on so slutty ridiculous outfit and then imitate what I did twenty years ago”. Well done Stefani, another triumph. Oh and the song is wank too, like tATu without the talent… such as it was.
Yes hello and welcome to blog number 650… SIX HUNDRED AND FIFTY.?? Bloody hell, where does the time go. Actually if I had been writing these things like I used to it would be nearer a thousand by now easily. But my life is much less busy now, work is the only place I go, and that is a big pile of wank… SOMEONE OFFER ME A NEW JOB PLEEEASE.!
So Raoul Moat shot himself huh… wow. What a man.! he promises a rampage and then lies in a sewer for a week. Prick. Glad that one is dead, definately saved the tax payer a lot of money looking after him in jail. Plus his stupid genes will have died with him. Hurrah.
In the same vein Mr Peter “Yorkshire Ripper” Sutcliffe has been refused parole which is a shame. I think having him out would be fun, we just have to have him retrained to attack the Jeremy Kyle show guests, them with a sweaty giro hanging out their back pockets and velour tracksuits instead of the occasional prostitute.
I do appear to be in a moody today don’t I.!?
Well I have to admit I was a bit worried about how the new layout at Silverstone would affect the race… but it made overtaking possible.! Apart from wet races such as 2008, the circuit was rather processional since they added all the bloomin’ chicanes and such from 1986 onwards. Thankfully it appears to have made it all much more fun and what a race was had.! Unlucky for Vettel but a good recovery… and suck on that Alonso you whinging bastard, either overtake something or fuck off, as Niki Lauda once told Mario Andretti (I think). Well done to Webber and Hamilton for a great race which was full of thrills and spills and bits of Sauber littering the circuit.
Next up is Hockenheim, a circuit ruined by the removal of those loooong straights which made a totally different type of circuit more akin to Monza, Silverstone and Imola (as they were) to the twisty Barcelona or Jerez type thing they have going on there now. Still the racing isn’t bad so hopefully it will be an interesting race.
This on again off again weather is driving me nuts.! The other night it was prime thunderstorm time but there was nothing, nada, nowt going on. Grrrr. Either rain or get off the pot you bastard.
Ok enough. Tis rep run time in Ice Crown and I want to be exalted by tonight. Enjoy your week all.!