That One’s Got An Onion.!

I just remembered. I noticed I had a comment on an old post “Pulling The Strings Of Your Starter” back from 17/05/2007 but the comment only appeared recently and took the form of a question…

“…please where can I buy a unicorn? ”

Errr… out of all the websites in the world you think MY site is going to be the best place to look Mr BeriadekFealtteW.? I don’t even appear to sell anything on this site o’mine so I am a little bemused you assumed I did. IF you want to buy a mono spiked horse like beastie then I suggest unicornsRus.com, wesellanyuni.co.uk and fakeunicornsmadefromhorseswithcornettosstuckontheirfaces.net. Easy.

So the snow has been and is now almost gone. Why does it keep appearing on a Wednesday when I am on early shift and have to get to work at 7am. Wasn’t so bad last week as the 17.5 tonne lorries were unable to drive across a bed of two inches of snow and so didn’t arrive but this week was a pain in the arse as slushy snow and 200kg cages don’t tend to go together. Bastards.

I am assuming you have all checked out my poor, scrawny, half naked body on the old Book of Face (which I was surprised at myself for going through with because it was FUCKING COLD). If you haven’t seen it then just ask and I will plonk it on here.

Model railway news now. The chip shop is almost finished. The next thing on my list is a small terrace of shops which I am going to be attempting to scratchbuild in plasticard. I made a mock up in thick card earlier and it wasn’t too bad at all. We shall see where I end up in a couple of weeks time.

Do you recall the moment in music that they called Garage.? My eyes caught sight of 21 Seconds To Go from the So Solid Crew earlier and it reminded me of those terrible days back in 2001 of songs such as that, Pied Piper, et al. But it wasn’t all that bad was it.? Architects – Body Groove, Mystique and their friends all created a unique insight into a musical world that wasn’t quite house and failed to be trance. I suppose it was the best we could achieve at a time when rock and metal were making a come back via Limp Bizkit and nu-metal buddies. Always was a bit sad that there was never a music scene called Shed.!

I see Messers W Bush and Clinton are going to be helping clean up after the Haiti earthquake. How exactly.? I suppose we could give them a dustpan and brush each. More likely Bush is going to be walking the battered streets dressed as Yosemite Sam shooting rats and gay dogs whilst Clinton attempts to bone any mentally damaged victims with tobacco based products.

Discuss.

I must have a good rant on here sometime soon but I am a little bereft of any ideas (apart from the Government but that goes without saying). Any suggestions on what annoys me (especially those of you who I work with and hear me going on about something now and then which I forget the second I get out the front door). I must be a little less of an angry person as I don’t get these rants out as much any more. Shame that.

Sorry this is a little bit of a bullet point blog but I am copying an old friend who used to jot his thoughts to me as a letter (yes in the days before email) and didn’t have a form to the writings he provided (Ello Doc by the way).

I see the Government has had to say sorry for the Thalidomide arse up back in the 50s. Ok I can see why people who have suffered would like some sort of compensation, that is only natural and it wouldn’t cost the state an arm and a leg to pay it out, I just think there is something horribly unsincere, nay pointless, about having to apologise for an action that occured half a century ago and wasn’t anything to do with anyone. IT all goes back to the slavery thing and Tony Blair saying sorry for shipping Africans home to do the washing up. It wasn’t his fault, or his administration’s, him saying sorry was a bit like Caeser’s descendants saying “Sorry we invaded your country” to most of Western Europe. Grrr. Why does that annoy me so much.?!

Anyway, tis time for a cuppa… back soon England.!

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