They say that in the kingdom of the blind, the one eyed man is king. Well if that is true then I am assuming the old guy who can just about hear what I say to him must be head of the deaf section. Hold on, does that mean Heather Mills would be in command over Douglas Bader.?? That can’t be right. Mr gran danced with him your know… after he had the fake ones fitted I believe. Brilliant claim to fame there.
Well it is Wednesday, a day when I go home at three in the afternoon having started at seven, a day when I generally share my bus ride home with students from Weston College (oh… yay… brilliant… a bit like sharing a bus with the workforce of The Sun if you follow me) oh half term saved me this week and a day when I normally like to spend the later hours stuffing shrews into little socks so they can sleep warmly through the winter. This afternoon I have, however, been running a slightly squeaky Class 50 backwards and forwards testing the facing sidings on the new layout. All is well so far, operation testing will follow.
Did you all enjoy the blog from yesterday, was one of those that keeps me giggling despite having written it myself. Does make you wonder when you are around town and get a whiff of something that might not be eggs, I certainly had my eyes open and my nostrils flared for trouser gas in the High Street… all I got was that weird pong as I wandered past Poundland. Lovely.
The Halloween costume has now arrived and I shall be wondering for the next two days how I can adorn it… it isn’t scary, unless you are about 5 and rather religious. Hehe. Oooooh, just had an idea… BRILLIANT Fluffy Bunny… BRILLIIAAANNNNT. Ahem, ignore me, I had a suddenly flash of inspiration. We shall see where this goes.
And finally…
Amy Winehouse. New tits. Polishing a turd.? The photos of her look like someone has taken Scooby Doo and stuck two chocolate bombes (what is the ASCII code for an accent on that letter ‘e’?) on the front of the poor mutt. And $35,000 what the hell was she thinking. I could have got a twelve inch cock for half that price. Actually I could get one for free…
…just need to fold mine in half. Bye all.!