Just a quick one… whilst browsing the remarkably amusing Texts From Last Night website I found this advertising side banner…

So apparently the new autumn look in the USA is dressed like a cunt. Or like a six year old who has suffered a “Lynx advert” style collision with Screech from Saved By The Bell. Surely this guy knows he has been dolled up to look like a complete anus but I await the moment I walk in Hobbits or DBs and SOME tosspot is dressed like this. Was bad enough being in the same room as some guy dressed as bloody Dappy from NDubz the other week.
Flippin’ Heck.!