Well it is week one of my two weeks off work (paid of course). So far I have done very little and I can’t see it changing.
Had a great night out last Saturday with all the peeps at White Lion, Phoenix, Hobbits and DBs. Was VERY weird going into DBs though. Hobbits was pretty dead and the “stand in” DJ seemed to not understand the fact that the music he was playing was causing the dance floor to stay clear for a heck of a long time. After a good couple of hours we hastened to the door of the very busy DBs and I was actually shocked. Apart from the very drunk unclassy women and the usual indie/seen kids it was Hobbits from 2005. The music was more up to date obviously but otherwise it was full of the people I know and had a good atmosphere despite the £4 entrance fee (which was halved thanks to Mr Hwang and his special ways with the doorpersons). Only one problem…
…it felt like I was cheating on Hobbits.! Odd. If only Hobbits could get all this back.!
On other notes, well done to Kimi and even more WELL DONE to Fisi and Force India for a fine first (Kimi) and second (only due to the KERS I reckon, Fisi) . Fantastic race at the brilliant Spa circuit in Belgium, always a big favourite. Sad for Lewis and Jensen who both were driven off the road by two drivers I have trouble pronouncing. Follow that up with the amazing wet/dry race from Silverstone courtesy of the BTCC with wins for Matt Jackson and Plato. Lots of fun and hijinx and so close for James Nash.!
In other news, a woman who parked her car too close to the sea and then came back to find the Police has smashed a window to get the hand brake off and make sure it didn’t float away has been handed a special award by the Stitching Bastards Foundation for Stupidity. Actually she hasn’t but what the hell is she moaning about “oh I had to spend an hour cleaning the glass off the baby seat”… so.? Would you have prefered to have spent several days wandering up and down the coastline between here and Bridgwater hoping to find your waterlogged, rusted up wreck.? Or would you have prefered to come back to see it merrily bobbing it’s way across the Severn towards Cardiff. Maybe if you heeded the obvious fact that you were parked BY THE FUCKING SEA and understand that if you park near a vast expanse of water then there is a very real possibility that the bloody thing will be swamped by the incoming tide.
“As visitors we were unfamiliar and uninformed of the tide situation”… she said. Ok well I don’t live in Kansas but if I see a big funnel shaped cloud coming at me then I know there may be a danger, I also don’t live in Los Angeles but I know to avoid the American Police if I happen to be dressed up as a Minstrel, chocolate or otherwise.!
Since when has “acting like a cunt” been a replacement for “taking some responsibility”.? I do hope her insurance company tells her to piss off. Ditto those two retards with the Taunton hire car who watched it disappearing under the Brean waves. Honestly.! Some people *shakes head*.
Finally… have you noticed how stupid statistics are becoming more common.? The best example is the usual “how sure are you that your braindead boyfriend hasn’t shagged half of Sheffield behind your 32 stone back.?” “Err about 45.848% sure, Jeremy”. I think Mr Kyle does have a lot to answer for. The other day he asked some guy (unemployed and unemployable with his forehead keeping the rain off his shoes) if he thought he was the father to his child or if the mother (who I am sorry to say was like a garage with (saggy) tits). He said “I am 20/80 Jeremy”, now the mother was 50/50 and the sister of one of them, who was sat in the audience like a spectator at the worst darts match ever, said “10/90″. Where the hell did they get that from.? There were only two guys who had banged this brick built car structure of a woman so surely that is 50/50 and nothing else.
Then in the Mercury there is the story “Potholes Up By More Than A Third”. Have they been out and counted year on year.? Is there some small department we don’t know about with a massive pad of paper and a road map with numbers on it.? It turns out it works on the amount of complaints but even so, very odd. Maybe if the “cunt”cil fixed the roads properly instead of sending out two men with a small amount of tarmac and a spade then the roads would last longer. Ewart Road for instance was last resurfaced when I was in primary school. I hear the average road is rota-ed for resurfacing every 25 years so it will be 2014 I think before it gets a new top coat.
And on that rather boring note I am off. WoW calls.!