Mummy, Why Are Some People Very, Very Fat

So the sun sets on another day. Not been too bad a day. Had a lot of late nights recently, most of them due to playing Cluedo, Monopoly or Scene It. I am genius at the first, alright at the second and bloody useless and the third. Brilliant fun though.!

I am just catching up on my Jeremy Kyle back catalogue and having a good laugh at the giro holding, badly dressed, ugly, screeching, unclassy scum that have been banging each other sideways and not having jobs. It’s a bit of a circus but sadly no one has to be made to clear up after the elephant.

I did want to make a quick suggestion… STOP USING THE TRAINS. Pretty simple but a little weird considering, well, ME. I would like to whole heartedly endorse a total embargo on any vehicle owned by Firstgroup, being bus, train or spaceship. They have ramped up their prices by 15% on the ticket I wanted. Funny how they made profit of £326million pretax up to March 31st this year but STILL insist on money from the Government AND still whack up prices of tickets by massively overinflated amounts.

Reading about railway privisation I remember now why I hate John Major so much. Fat twat business men making hoards of money thanks to you and I paying our taxes. The taxes are handed to First and Whitehall begs them to run a service. They do the least they possibly can and then pocket the profits  AS WELL. Ok they hand a little back but that is all. If the railways were still nationalised then we would have a more efficient, better service run by people who are running a railway NOT people running a business.

I am off to write an email to Firstgroup. Anyone got a box I can send an electronic turd in.?

One Response to “Mummy, Why Are Some People Very, Very Fat”

  1. Sue says:

    Haven’t read your page for an age, I would just like to say that the volatile, vociferousness of your comments is absolutely delightful. Keep up the good work……. full stops and all.

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