This whole Come Dine With Me thing is remarkably entertaining. I am just watching Harvey from So Solid crew cooking with Quorn. Brilliant. Maybe he will throw some automatic weapons in there and create a lovely Uzi pie. Meanwhile Tamara Beckwith, well known for being famous for no reason (see also Victoria Hervey, Rebecca Loos and Abi Titmus) is talking shit in her posh accent (whilst being horrifically common) and some guy from G4 (isn’t that a security firm). Oh and Lyndsey de Paul (if you have to ask then don’t bother).
Anywho, I notice that the Yanks are having a little trouble with their computer systems courtesy of the lovely Kim Jong-il and his band of Communist cronies over there in North Korea. It is getting a bit “Command and Conquer Generals” is it not.? Then again how difficult could it be to break into the USA’s computer systems and move things about a bit.? That guy the other week did it with a basic PC whilst sat in his girlfriend’s flat in London. A child could cause mayhem with a WLAN enabled “Etch-a-Sketch”.! But think of all the fun you could have. Get into the order systems for fast food companies and total their order books so no burgers arrive, maybe remove the ability for Dominos to take phone calls too.!
Actually there are so many fun things you could do. Change all the traffic lights to red and then suddenly set them all to green and watch the pile ups.! Divert some planes into skyscrapers… oh never mind, already done.! Ooooh how about getting into Obama’s desktop and delete all his favourites or move his taskbar to one side and make it deeper. Change the tax rate to a thousand percent and it is all good. Watch those hicks uprising. Chaos and anarchy would be exciting.! Hehe.
Right, off to the other side of the room for me.! Byeeeeee.