www.webuyanycar.com… It has come to the point where I now start diving for the remote control so I can mash the mute button until the horrible sound of the advert fucks off into the electronic ether. But rest assured that I shall be sending them a disturbing email soon after I finish typing this just so I can get it off my chest.
Now today is a special occasion… myself and Chili have been together for exactly a year today.! I know it is hard to believe but it has actually been a year since we met. So congrats to us and a big kiss to my gorgeous girlfriend.! 
In other news, the weather, if you see what I mean. I hate hot weather unless it is Download time (baby.!) and right now I am struggling to cope with overly sweaty nuts and an on again off again headache caused by the internal temperature of my stockroom being well over 30 degrees continuously. Plus there are some HORRIFIC people out there wearing bugger all.!!! I saw a guy today who looked like me with my top off, only 100% chav, bad tats and a bird on his arm who looked like Ram-man (from He-Man if you remember.!), she was about four foot tall and fourteen foot round.! Then there was a woman yesterday who was wearing denim shorts that were so short you could actually see her “love mound” from one heck of a distance. Add into this the smell of horrible unwashed bastards walking through our front door and you can imagine the sheer hatred I have of the combination of public and heat.!
Well that is all for now. . . the curry is resting comfortably and Chili has promised to rub my feet after I have a nice cool bath.
See ya kids.!