Right… I have been surprisingly good about this. I have managed to avoid the issue time and time again despite more jokes about it than stupid chavs hitting spiky fences in the snow and Maddy McCann. There is a limit to the restriction of my venomous rage and it has easily been surpassed.
A TWELVE PAGE PULL OUT OF JADE FUCKING GOODY.! Who the HELL thought that would be the best way to celebrate the life of a repulsive, press courting, media whore who did nothing great for society and was only famous because she racially abused someone in a house full of CCTV cameras.
Princess Diana, ok I can understand the nation’s grief over that if I really have to (actually I still have no idea how she was so loved when she played the media just as much but she did help people and she didn’t ‘have’ to, fair enough). Winston Churchill, I can see why the death of one of our greatest Prime Ministers would require all the state finery, let’s be honest here, when Mr Blair passes on (soon we hope for the Middle East sake if not our own) I doubt there be anything more than a quick wave goodbye from us all and back to work.
Now ok Miss Goody was not given the full “wander the coffin through the streets of London Town passing by the landmarks on the way” type send off but she might as well have been. The front of The Sun (yes I know, don’t say it) was emblazoned with her Kojak like physiog for over a month almost EVERY SINGLE FUCKING DAY. The pull out was the crowning turd on the overfilled cess pit.
Actually, no it wasn’t, her mum’s insistence on a guard for the bloody grave is the top of the pile. The only thing they need to officially guard against is me in my tap shoes DANCING ON IT FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE.
I am sorry she is dead but unlike so many people before her she died without dignity or scruples. Wendy Richard died at a similar time and there was little fuss, little press and buckets of respect. She was a glorious actress, a one time hotty and a famous face for the right reasons.
Maybe I am just worried that next time it might be Jordan or Kerry Katona. The world would never hear the bloody end of it.!
*breathes*
I read this in tune to the ramblings of Ben “Yahtzee” Croshaw.
It works surprisingly well.
Thank fuck someone is saying what 99% of the population is thinking.
You hit the nail right on the head mate
Fucking right. She was a racist bully who is famous for the sake of being famous. No real aspirations besides getting her bits out on live tv. The only people who thought anything of her were the chav scum scrounging off the system. Well done mate. I have many thoughts on this subject but cant be bothered lol x
I agree with everything that has been said. Why all the hoohaa? She was a nobody. OK, I feel sorry for the kids but there was none of this when my dad died 2 years ago! Why do it for Jade bloody Goody??