My usual day off has been filled with bad music, cupcakes (no not that kind, euuugh), reheated pizza with garlic breadiness and plenty of tea… oh and Jeremy Kyle.
Yes, Jeremy Kyle… now I am sure there is a thing there that bugged me… ah. Twas the first guest. On for her third DNA test with her mum who has five kids by three men and a sister who got compensation for falling down some stairs.! Could this be one of the worst families on there ever.??? Fling in an estate and some burnt out cars and I think we are done. Luckily though it did turn out ot be third time lucky and the guy WAS the father. Oh good. I will go get the champers and a big fuck off knife.
I also wish to issue a bit of a retraction. Mr Button I would like to apologise with the biggest sorries for doubting your driving abilities. You performed without fault on Sunday and I was most impressed by both the car and your amazing win. Ditto Mr Barrichello.! Now The Ham, disqualified from third for a weird infringement after such a great drive to the top from the back. very good but unlucky. What happened I cannot tell so I guess we shall see what this Sunday brings (along with THREE touring car races, hurrah).!
And finally tonight… The Government want to push through a ban on jokes about gay people as it is “supposed” to incite hatred against those of us who prefer the taste of cock to cunt… or vice versa. Now I have no problem with homosexuals, I love them… but like any person I like jokes too. I like ALL types of jokes and I truly believe no one is above having the piss ripped out of them. I don’t care whether you are a muslim, in an iron lung, white, black, yellow, purple, Scottish, Irish, French, deaf, dumb, blind, or a Catholic Priest – you are fair game.
So let us all talk about Heather Mills maybe.? Bye for now.!