Heyup my darling peeps how the bloody hell are you all.? Sorry to hear about the gout and get well soon to Mr Stephen of Hawkin… maybe someone should reboot him, see if it works out better.
First off a big well done fellas to Red Bull’s F1 team and their one-two on Sunday last… marvellous race, good to see the Ham in their throwing the car in all directions and the Ferraris failing to score again, hehe. Excellent race. This weekend is the Bahrain GP and BTCC from Thruxton, my favourite English course and one of the fastest.! Should be exciting I think.
What shall I tap into on here first… oh, I know, the girl I saw earlier prancing around in her white rimmed plastic ‘designer’ sunglasses… Love, they look awful. You look like a fucking victim who wants to be Kanye West crossed with Lady Gaga. Take them off now and stop looking like a big dick.
Lots of fun in town yesterday with cordoned off areas, police everywhere, a separate incident in our store brought an ambulance and a couple of coppers too so at least we were entertained.! Was almost as good as that old lady collapsing and bringing a helicopter and lots of various blue-lighted vehicles to the High Street (thankfully she was ok in the end).
I do have a rant brewing… bear with me… it will be along tomorrow.! Byeee all.