Four days of work and finally a day off. “Oh but Fluffy Bunny”, I hear you cry, “you had a fortnight off just a few days past, how in the name of fuck can you possibly need a day off now.!?”. Well I….
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Chili just turned over to Scuzz on Sky and I have just watched the most amusing video in bloody ages… Jizz In My Pants. What the hell.??? Where did this come from.? Ahem. The vinegar stroke faces are truly brilliant and definately need showing right here, right now…
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4pXfHLUlZf4
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So where was I.? Oh yes, I need a day off because my brain is slowly dying of boredom. Work is a bit dead, as it is always at this time of year. I heard nothing back from the job I had applied for, but rumour has it that half of the town applied and let us face it, I am trained for nothing lol. Oh well, at least it wasn’t as bad as that fuck up with Barclays and their incompetence at getting even an interview right.!
A little bird tells me a certain hairy faced man using the name of Branson has thoughts and desires to run a Formula One team. Interesting. Does this mean he will be buying the Honda team and then replacing the two cars with one car but with half the seat missing.? Or slap in a shit buffet that sells only horrible Virgin Cola.? Goodness knows, but if it keeps the team in F1 and means two more cars on the grid then I shall be happy. Mr Button might be a good idea to replace though… he has never exactly shown the aptitude for driving like a God, such as Messers Raikkonen, Hamilton, Schumacher et al. In his first year he drove for Williams. That was the real high point of his career but he was a rookie so should he have been quick.? Well maybe, I mean Senna wasn’t the fastest in his early years was he.?
Well yes he really was, the moment he hopped in the Toleman in 1984 he scored his first points in the second race almost won in Monaco (despite the terrible rain, but he was a GOD in the rain like no other driver) and could probably have taken the win if the race hadn’t been halted (did the race get stopped to prevent the Brazilian beating the Frenchman Alain Prost.?) and he had several more podiums that year in a car that was not really more than a bath tub with wings and wheels. His first win came a year later in a Lotus again in rainy conditions where even Prost span off in the deluge.
What about Mr Prost then.? Was he fast from the off.? Well not really. His car was a mid table McLaren and he didn’t fare too well. Several accidents caused his only major F1 injury, a broken wrist, which he never repeated.
How about Fangio.? Well not so good in his first race but then again it was a bit different in those days so I suppose it is hard to compare.
However, all of the above drivers proved themselves in cars that were uncompetitive whereas Button started high and went downhill from there… His only win was because no one else could stay on the track. Hungary always seems a good place to have your first win, he certainly took care of the car.
Either way, I do want 20 cars on the grid in four weeks time. 26 would be better but this is not 1990, and most of those cars were totally unsuited to being driven at anything over the average milkfloat pace (Coloni, Fondmetal what WERE you thinking.??)
And now it’s time for a breakdown. Ok, maybe not. Just supper then.! Bye for now.