Ah, so THIS is Valentine’s Day is it.? Well that is odd. Doesn’t feeeeeel any different but then again nor did my birthday last year, nor Christmas Day either. Should I be dancing around the garden wearing naught but a heart shaped thong or perhaps throwing flower petals randomly amongst the milling throngs in the High Street (both of which you can do in WoW - actually not so much the thong thing).
I have just been sat here eating my lunch and contemplating the myriad of tastes that drinking the vinegar from my mackerel which made up my subsistance for now. I do like my fish.! Ahem.
More on the vinegar though… I cannot help it, I am addicted to any type of vinegar ESPECIALLY the red wine variety. When I am cooking chinese with it I find it difficult to resist pouring a great big glass of the pink acid and supping that like a fine Lambrini.! What on earth is wrong with me. Pickles and preserved chilli jars are fair game as well with me knocking back the juice whether the food has gone or not. Maybe I am sick, but studies show vinegr is good for you. It certainly is good for me.!
Now I can imagine you all cringing and making faces like you have been sucking on a lemon, ahem, so let us move on…
How come that Dutch bloke was banned from entering the country because he was “a little bit angry at the muslims”.? We had that guy with the hook preaching about blowing us up for years and didn’t kick him out. We have had endless people in from various countries all with the intent on splattering people across the urban areas. I am not saying let Geert Wilders (I know his cousin Geert Lush) in but kick out those ‘orrible little mussies that insist on “killing the infidels”. Look guys, I don’t care how much you love Allah, if you act like a total cock and preach death then the first thing we should be doing is shooting you through your face and burning you in a little brazier now we have no money and fuel is running out. Oh and while we are on the subject if your country of origin is so fucking marvellous then why do you insist on not leaving our green and chavvy land to live in it.!?
If you wish to remain here then fine, I am sure we could do with another bus driver or if you don’t have papers then you can always work in a local restaurant such as that one in Bleadon that got raided. If on the other hand you don’t wish to work and would rather claim benefits that us lovely tax payers allow then I suggest holding on to this large anvil and going for a quick swim in the North Sea…
…actually, benefits wise, I don’t think they should be allowed anyway. If we didn’t have to pay for lazy bastards who cannot be arsed to find a job (see also Jeremy Kyle fodder, Tracksuits, Burberry, McDs, Greggs Dummies, The North Of England and 13 year old children with children) then our tax would be lower, meaning we would earn more so people who work over a few hours a week can afford to work MORE hours and not miss out on being able to buy food, use their fridges and wear new clothes. Now I am a perfectly reasonable man but I can think of a few people who I have bumped into in my life who have been genuinely unemployed and have signed on because they NEEDED the money. Thankfully they have now all found work and once again give something back to the country (give and take you see), but I also can think of a couple of “acquaintances” who do fuck all every day of their lives and live like kings and queens, smoking, Sky TV, on the lash every weekend, nice cars and new electrical gadgets everywhere.!!! Cunts.
And now I shall open another bottle of Coca-Cola’s finest and finish level 19 before my blood starts boiling for real.!
*****LATE NEWS*****
I hadn’t known this before and it is probably an example of why I should avoid the BBC News website . A group of shareholders from the now nationalised Northern Rock bank have started legal proceedings against the Government (ie us, the taxpayers) for compensation over the fact that Mr Brown et al undervalued the fucked up financial organisation when they took it under the wing of the state.
Ok, wait a cotton picking minute.! What the hell is going on.?? These people bought shares in a Bank. They took a risk with their money and gambled the bank would grow. It didn’t, it fell into a massive pit of shite as bank chairman and their boards are generally greedy bastards who earn a million quid a year and shag their secretarys too much. If the bank hadn’t been nationalised it would have disappeared from the face of the High Street and that would have been that. Unlucky. If I had bought shares in Woolworths then I would expect nowt back as the company ceased to be. What Mr Brown (the one eyed idiot, well done Mr Clarkson rightly put, we take the piss out of Mills and her one leg, or Captain Hook and his. well, hook and Blunkett with his blindness so why not that. Actually throw in the fact he is fucking Scottish, ugly, irritatingly boring, a cunt, a liar, unable to run a roasting in a premier league football team dressing room and unelected and then we might be getting somewhere) – where was I.??? Oh yes, what Mr Brown should have done was pay out those people who had savings. Pay off the pensions invested in the bank and write off all the debts owed by morgage and loan borrowers against the bank and then SHUT. IT. DOWN. Ok job losses aren’t good but it would have been far cheaper to pay a few badly dressed, chunkily built bank clerks a bit of redundancy money than force several billion quid into the coffers of fat cat Bank Managers who earn five times the national salary and still can’t run a business properly.
If my company goes bust due to bad decisions and poor planning then oh well, I will get bugger all compensation, maybe not even a redundancy package. The Government won’t step into help as we aren’t a bank (and I guess therefore aren’t making enough money or employing enough ex-Lords, ex-MPs etc. That is life. Northern Rock, HBOS and RBS should be closed down. The money retracted and given to those who had savings/pensions etc in the business and thats it. End of. No compensation for greedy shareholders (I detest companies who have shareholders because EVERYTHING is done to benefit them instead of making the company work properly, I speak from experience).
You may have only one eye Mr Brown but both it, and it’s little neighbour are firmly clamped shut.!
Well, there is nothing for weeks, and then three of ‘em turn up at once! Still, it fed me some good reading before bed-time.
I’m happy all is well with the upgrades (it wasn’t the new PHP version by any chance? – Mmm, new security features – yum, yum!). It’s always a little disheartening when changes come along that stick a giant, evil magnet into your ‘ones and zeros’ and swirl it around a bit…er, yes.
Anyhow, I like the new font.