Wow, has it been almost a month since my last blog.? I must be slipping again.!
Well I am back at work. My back is being described as “interesting” by Doctors in the same way that my jokes are described as “toss” by my girlfriend (Love you Chili). I should point out that although I am back at work I am not currently typing this at work. That is unless you are reading this in France, where I must point out you probably have garlic all over your keyboard by now.
Two days to the Chinese Grand Prix. Last weekends was ridiculous. AGAIN.! The Ham made a daft move at the first corner and that cost him the race. Massa took him off by driving over the grass and he was handed a drive through, as was the Ham for his first corner attempts (which I think was a bit harsh considering the sort of thing that normally goes on at the first corner, especially at a hairpin (see Spa for instance.!) and Massa could have just been cautioned or something (although his move did damage the Ham’s car floor and side pod, ruining his race, Kimi however just drove over the grass and came in third). Later in the race Massa hit Bordais and SOMEHOW managed to gain a place when the young Toro Rosso driver was given a 25 second penalty and pushed out the points.
Now the F1 website plonked a nice vid up of all of these incidents and having reviewed it REALLY carefully I cannot believe Massa was not the one penalised.! Bordais was quite right to hold his line, he was fighting for track position. Massa was no more than three feet ahead, nose wise, into the corner and turned in on Sebby, giving him bugger all room.! Bordais quite rightly said “what the hell was I supposed to do, lay him a red carpet.?”. Anything to give the Ferrari an extra point at any cost I suppose.!
Been one of those days today. I have done sod all this evening. Except spending the best part of two hours looking through the new stuff on WoW and wondering how on earth I can do the back achievements on my level 70. If anyone can offer me a decent guild I would be very welcome.! Mail to the usual address please.
Oooh, just thought of something I haven’t done for ages… my hit results. Been a long time since I looked through those, ready you guilded bunch of sexy gits.?
“browny yellow discharge from anus in men” – It really worries me sometimes that I get this sort of hit. Why me.?
“soweto big bum porn” – Is this not an African township, with MASSIVE cheeks.?
“i would like to drink turpentine” – Errr, please just buy some Coke, Sprite, ANYTHING but necking paint stripper.??? Who are you.? George Best.!?
“bouncing breasts on the train & bus” – Something for everyone I think in there… well just me then.!
“porn twins on jeremy kyle” – I had a feeling this would be in here somewhere. But they were funny looking (and sounding, whyaye mon).
Think I better stop there, the other things even made ME gag.!
I did happen to see if I could slip another letter into the Mercury… missed this week… so maybe next. Here we go with the letter. I had to change a couple of words. Apparently saying cunt in a letter to a family newspaper is frowned upon. Weird that…
“Dear Sir…
Weston has two main routes out of town. The heavily used Link Road and Locking Road. Currently the Link Road is having a few repairs and renovations done and so a lot of traffic is being forced to use Locking Road. All simple so far…
So why in the name of all things insane has some fool decided to put roadworks at the junction of Locking Road and Hutton Moor Road and installed those god-forsaken temporary traffic lights (when the junction would probably be more safe without any signal control at all, watch when Drove Road/Locking Road lights fail, no queues). Is it too easy to wait until the Link Road is finished and there aren’t several thousand swearing drivers sitting in their cars pumping out fumes and gnashing their teeth.
Does no one at the ivory tower that is the Town Hall talk to anyone else or are blinkers the height of fashion for our town staff.?
Fluffy Bunny. News at Ten, Reading.”
Take it easy peeps, I shall tickle your fancy again soon. If I get my tickling stick back from the cleaners in time.!