The first day of my holiday it is today. Tomorrow myself and Chili are off to Dartmouth to visit relations and to dine in style at The Seahorse Restaurant which will be VERY tasty. Weather is a bit odd at the moment and so I have not packed the sun oil so if I return looking like I have been slathered in barbeque sauce and roasted gently then it is nothing to do with me.
Had a marvellous night on Saturday at my bro and his fiance’s engagement party. Caught up with the love of my life, namely Hwang, and drank a little too much wine. Was a lot of fun though and a good time was certainly had by all (although we made way too much noise exiting the taxi with the happy couple, Barrington and Nellie when we got home. Oh well.
We have spent the day packing (tosh I tell you, I have done all my packing in under ten minutes and Chili has been playing Mario Galaxy on the Wii a lot and so far has packed nothing whatsoever). Also spent way too much time watching Jeremy Kyle and wondering how on earth so many ugly Northern people actually get on television.! Honestly.!?
A few news shorts perhaps then.? Would that satisfy your lust for my rantings in bite size portions.? Well I hope so…
I see Hurricane Gustav has been weaving it’s magic across the south of that glorious land of the free known as America. Apparently those people in New Orleans who haven’t evacuated (their homes or their bowels.?) have been nailing anything that is movable to the floor. Nothing to do with losing them to high winds, just all those looters.!
Somewhere in Belfast the police are hunting a lion which has been spotted in a local park near the Belfast Zoo. There is no substance in the reports of it being recruited by Sinn Fein to provide a stand in for Jerry Adams.
A Pay-As-You-Go iPhone has been released into the UK… sigh… oh dear. Why do they bother.???
And finally…
Billie Piper has said she feels uneasy and a little stressed when walking down the street and being semi-mobbed by young Doctor Who fans… I find this a rather odd thing to say because during her “Because We Want To Days” if she had bumped into me, she would have been a lot more than semi-mobbed. I would be nursing a semi to say the least.!
Right my chinese is on it’s way and so I must say goodbye.
One final word though, Mr Beaton, your usual.?