Once again the whole update thing is a little few and far between. I do apologise, I haven’t been up to that much really, except spending time with the most wonderful person ever.!
I was prompted to blog a little something for two reasons. One, because I was asked by Bluey and two, because I had few news shorts to fill in…
Well Peter Andre and Jordan have been awarded damages against the Daily Mirror for calling them “bad parents”… I believe the phrase “bad singers” would be better… but why is Jordan always seen around with Gary Coleman.?
Brocolli could cure prostate cancer, it was written today. Interesting question raised there, what would you do with it.? Eat it or stick it up your backside.?
Am I the only person who was horrified by the footage of the “Bulldozer killer” in Jerusalam.? I mean what is the world coming to.??? It was very obviously a bucket loader not a bulldozer at all.!
And now a little rant…
Top Gear is being moaned at AGAIN for actually having a sense of humour. Oh big fucking deal, Clarkson had a glass of an alcoholic bevy on the go whilst driving a car in the Arctic, who gives two flying fucks.? If he had been barrelling along the M6 pissed as Moses and waving a small child out the sunroof then feel free to complain people but he was on some snow, sober save for a small G&T and some lemon. If you don’t like the damn programme, the one hundred of you that complained, then fuck off.
You aren’t forced to watch it and I would assume your life is pretty empty so you must have time for other things, like painting four foot long cycle paths on main roads, making roads narrower so you can’t get past cars turning right at traffic lights (like that retarded CUNT who decided the Boulevard would be a better place to exist if EVERY had to wait for some anus to turn right up the hill by the new Italian restaurant rather than leave the road normal width and allow traffic to flow smoothly. I hope your children all die horribly and you end up in bed with Jordan. Eddie Jordan).
You know… I think you could safely say that if you had put an hour long special about murdering people and some nice graphic violence then no one would complain but a little onscreen prank, which was part of the long running joke on the programme, gets the heat. Typical.
And I shall stop there because my ears are steaming.!!!
*****LATE NEWS*****
I just popped back from my evening in the add a little something…
Monday was my one month anniversary with Chili. I, being a typical male (errr, by WHO’S standards.???) forgot totally. She, however, surprised me with a bunch of roses, a card with the sweetest text inside, a bottle of wine, a large candle which smells amazing and a book about WW2 (don’t ask).
Simply put I think that is the nicest thing anyone has ever done for me. I had tears in my eyes as she explained what presents she had bought me and I want to say publically that I have never met anyone who means so much to me. I love you Chili.! You are my world.! xXx