Ahhhh. Beer. Actually lager. Carlsberg Export to be precise. Just stuffed a Vindaloo down my face and although it did feel a little warm I did enjoy it… was no hotter than my usual Jalfrezi which was odd, but maybe it will save me repeatedly rubbing my ass with ice blocks at work tomorrow.
Was heartily enjoying stories about bad customers on a website a short while ago whilst stuffing said curry down my gullet. Some of the experiences made me giggle, others just made me want to rip out the heart and lungs of the next customer who winds me up. Trouble is… no matter how in the right I am, I can’t just jump the counter and nut the little cunt into a coma, I have to smile sweetly and through gritted teeth growl “I am sorry you are an empty headed old cunt. I am sorry you also have not the common sense most people are born with. If you didn’t want the kettle/toaster/sarnie grill you have tried to return because you suddenly realised it was bright pink and your kitchen is a tasteful beige then you shouldn’t have filled it with water/breadcrumbs/paninni and then expected a refund. If you cannot understand why I will NOT give you your money back then oh well. This stuff REALLY winds me up. REALLY.!!!
Grrrrrrr.
The curry tonight was courtesy of Jamal. That is the new curry house along Orchard Street that used to be called Cookies (why call a curry place Cookies.??? That is a little like calling your chinese takeaway “Ginger Nuts”). All in all not a bad curry. The lamb tikka was not quite as tender as Surma but still very tasty. The vindaloo was a little on the cool side but made up for it in sheer volume of flavour and the lime pickle, one of the three things I gauge a curry seller on (the other two being Chicken Kharai/Korai and the Lamb Tikka)) was a little salty. Great food though. Do be warned the service could have been quicker and the credit card facility was not available.
In contrast, New Harbour Chinese on Mead Vale have managed delivery times of around 12 minutes for my orders to my house recently.! Impressed I am.!!!
Cleaned Lulu out earlier. She had spent days getting her bed juuuuust right in the corner of her cage, but along comes her adopted Daddy and he tidied the place up, washed everything clean and took away all her neatly stored old food. Tch, ain’t I a stinker, as Bugs Bunny used to say.
Hmmmm, talking about Bugs, is it just me that considers him to be one of the most perfect cartoon characters of all time.?