You know when your room looks like a tornado has been through a trailer park on a US TV show… the destruction wrought far and wide. Rubbish everywhere, piles of clothing and bricks. Well that is what my room looks like.! Some people are just prone to creating a chaotic landscape where ever they go. And no it wasn’t me.!
Monday, Day 1, Shift 2, Week 20. That is the offical title of today’s blog instead of my randomness which appears in big black letters above this entry. Sometimes they do mean stuff but today is one of those “look around room for inspiration” types of things.
Lulu is well, before you ask. She is too hot in her house and is now camping out under the food bowl shelf, a big nest of fluff and wood shavings keeping her in place. She is soooooo cute.! We have been making sure she gets plenty of attention and gets used to being handled. Auntie Tokyo has found she also has hands too small to cope with Lulu and her exploration of interesting places about the room meaning I have to keep a close eye out. She did end up crawling through my T-shirt last night which bloody tickled (Lulu that is, not Tokyo, hehe).
Hasn’t it been a bit warm today.?! Almost melted my shirt and trousers. I was going to wear shorts but I thought it might scare the customers away. Hehe, just imagine them fleeing in shock at the sight of my knees. Not like Chuckie’s knees… wow. Mmmmmm.
I have changed my mind about the whole “stand away from counter when customer is on her bloody mobile” stance. From now on I shall just rabbit on happily whether you like it or not. Let’s face it, when I am reading something off my till it is purely to make sure I am not going to get a bollocking when you turn around and complain the camera you are buying is actually bright pink and you simply haven’t listened. I couldn’t give a toss if you listen, but if you then moan at me and tell me you didn’t realise it was not the phone you wanted (two recent Indian gents please take note to this as you both didn’t listen) then unlucky. If you are on the mobile and I shout “look out I am about to maim you hideously with these two large king prawns and a bottle of soy sauce” then if you end up with the appearence of a Kung Pao King Prawn I could not give less of a monkey’s toss. So heyho, let us all talk over your horribly stupid phone conversation and my Satan make it louder than that slag you are chatting to about having caught herpes from that drunk guy on Friday night.
On another note, well done Mr Hamilton for a fine second place on Sunday. What a move on Massa.!!! Brilliant racing and so close for first, just missed it by five seconds. Next year we have slicks to look forward to, I just hope they remove the stupid “everyone has to use both types of tyre” rule. Why limit all teams to using a tyre they don’t like for a third of the race. It is rather daft.
Did anyone see that guy who had his car “off the road” and was a good boy, played it by the book via the DVLC and got an off road certificate (SORN). You see, his son’s car was on his driveway. It happened to overhang the pavement by no more than two inches. It caused no blockage unlike most cars you see parked half on the pavement half on the road. It was legally parked on his land and just the bumper poked out a little more than necessary. So up turns the DVLC in their little van and they clamp him. Totally livid with rage he does the only sane thing when the assholes who run that place start on one of their stupid little binges… he angle ground the car in to two halves. He then offers the back half to the DVLC and suggests they tow that.
Brilliant.! The daft morons that run the DVLC then had the sheer white faced cheek to say “he over reacted”. What.??? I am sorry… did I hear you correctly.? You clamped him for two inches too much car and then tell him to pay you £200 odd quid and then have the audacity to say that.!? I hope you all end up fisted by Edward Scissorhands.!
Hmmmm, you know it’s time to hoover your carpet when… you drop a bit of cheese and it becomes unfit for human consumption. Not even the three second rule could save that lump of Double Gloucester.! Odd supper this… Mackerel, two colours of raw chilli, cheese with chives and crackers. Odd but tasty I might add.!