Half way through my week off. Been a lot of fun so far… Lots of fun indeed.

Bought a lot of stuff this week, not all for me, but today I actually spent some on me and splashed out on a new shirt or two, a top (which has been instantly “borrowed”, lol) and some more jeans (don’t care if you think I look funny, no one else does). So I am all set for Friday night, just need my three friends to get me the heroin, speed and kilo of coke and it will be excellent.

Any one fancy doing a little running for me..? Got this big fiery torch thing, needs to be delivered to Beijing at some point. Had a bit of trouble with the whole “stopping people attacking the torch bearer” thing. Now you see alllllll these people in the US, UK, France etc (although not so much the Frenchies) lining the streets to watch the flame trundle by, carried by ex-Blue Peter presenters and Jimmy Saville at some point possibly, are then treated to the bizarre spectacle of a gay man carrying a fire extinguisher trying to put the flame out “because of China’s record on human rights”.

*Sound of teeth grinding*

More so, Richard Gere, yes the man with the gerbil in his bottom (apparantly) in the USA, has taken time outto talk to Human Rights Activists over the invasion of Tibet by China, oh and about the Human Rights stuff too.

*Sound of dental enamel snapping*

Surely China invading Tibet isn’t that far removed from the Invasion of Iraq.? Does China not have slightly better human rights records than the US.? Why in hell does Peter Fucking Tatchell have to stick his ugly face in at every point in the modern world, why has no one killed him yet, or given him AIDS just for the amusement maybe.

Yeah, yeah, I know… China is Communist, The Red. The old enemy. But why do these stupid people think they will influence a country with the largest standing army in the world by jumping out in front of someone jogging down Pall Mall dressed like an advert for 118118 whilst holding the world’s most ridiculous firework.!!?!! It’s totally bonkers.

Idiots.!

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