Is it really three weeks since I last updated my little weblog, here at Fluffy Bunny Towers.? Worryingly yes… doesn’t time fly when you are scoffing voles and throwing the less tasty bits to the wolves.
So Bunny is single again. No more needs to be said there apart from Shakira… Miss Beeney… I’m your playthings, come and tumble with me in my playgym of horn. Ahem.
Anywho…. hasn’t it been windy.! I think it’s because I have started drinking beer rather than lager on a night out. But surely lager is more gassy than beer so why do I end up farting my way through a Hobbits session when I haven’t had anything full of CO2, the world is simply all backwards.
Heather Mills has managed to squeeze almost £25million out of Paul McCartney. How in hell did that happen.?? She said she couldn’t live on any less than £125million… but this dopey cow had sod all before and now, between book deals, sobbing heartfelt bullshit on GMTV and newspaper exclusives she must be raking it in. She claims it is needed to prop her up… I assume she has lost her false leg then.
My boss has, via me, got her own Facebook account… well she WILL regret that I think, hehe.
Those home grown chillies are still growing slowly. Only one taker for the challenge so far.? Flea… hope your bottom survives.!!!
And this is a bank holiday weekend. I am off today, tomorrow and Sunday. Marvellous. Of course Sunday will be a late wake up as I am out Saturday night, but then again the Malaysian Grand Prix is on early so I WILL need to get up to watch that. Dammit.! What a race last weekend though.!!! Amazing. Lewis on top “drive off into the distance” form, Kimi totally brain farted but lucky enough to work out with one point because he was simply the last person to break down or crash.! Genius.
Well I am off to Sainsbury’s. Soup and salad for lunch, after I cook it of course. Byeeee.!!!
Oh and Happy Birthday to Rich and Mikey… My two fellow balding men (well with Hwang too of course).!