I Am Sporticus

A 5.2 on the scale of Richter.? Is that all this country can ever muster.? Well that’s rather lame. How on earth did it cause £30 million worth of damage though, it was Lincolnshire after all. I think the only damage was to a plate of sausages that were once sniffed by Queen Victoria. Kinda odd though. My last experience of the earth moving was when one back in the 1980s rolled my boiled egg off the breakfast bar… which got blamed on my brother until the evening’s news came on.

So today I spent the last hour and a half sitting on a fridge, waiting and praying for someone to ask me the obvious “Why are you sitting on a fridge.?” question PURELY so I could reply “Just chillin’”. Sadly no one did but I was laughing at my own jokes anyway (usually because I am the only one actually laughing).

I am suffering horribly from the dust off of my steering wheel which connects to my pc. Damn thing was plastered with it when I got it down to have a drive on FIA GT Racing and I stupidly didn’t open the window when I wiped it off. So now I have a runny nose to join my runny brain and a painful throat. Dammit. But now i sit here waiting for Lemony to appear so I can drink copious amounts of John Smiths beer in preparation for tomorrow night’s little drinking session. Need to find a way to drink more and not throw up again.!!!

Any ideas.???

(And Hwang are you joining us or am I going to have to cut you.? :twisted: .)

2 Responses to “I Am Sporticus”

  1. carly says:

    well, the earth moved for me in Crawley!
    ;)
    x

  2. Kyea says:

    Saw this site and thought of you seems whoever wrote it shares you love for this charming town :) http://everything2.com/index.pl?node_id=1129006

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