Spick and Span

Hmmmmm. You know when people are a bit daft. When they fail to notice that they are taking the piss out of something without having realised they are pretty much in the same place. Like when someone laughs at you for having spinach stuck twixt molar and canine and they have failed to notice the fact they have half a bowl of lettuce caught in their dinner manglers. Or maybe giggling at someone because they are wearing a pair of bad socks despite the obvious evidence that they have not only forgotten to put on a matching pair but they have also omitted one shoe as well…

Well let me put this to you. If you happen to be a Spanish F1 fan and simply loooove that monstrous looking driver they call Alonso, but you don’t think Mr Hamilton is all that nice… why are you shouting racist abuse about his colour.?

Not wishing to open the window and point out the bloody obvious but most of you Spaniards are also a funny colour.! Now look. I personally hope you keep giving it plenty on the racism side and eventually lose the Spanish Grand Prix altogether. I HATE the Barcelona track, DETEST the races there and wish they would go back to using Brand’s Hatch or Le Mans, both tracks with plenty of overtaking chances. So good luck boys, get on with it and let us pray it kills off F1 in Spain altogether. Also when you have done that, can you do the same thing to the French Grand Prix because frankly the Magny-Cours track is a total waste of time and processional races appear only there, Barcelona and Imola… Imola has thankfully fucked off already.

*Columbo style* Oh and one last thing. *end of Columbo style*
Taking the piss out of a black dude when you are also coloured, but maybe that’s because you aren’t just mixed race, just fucking dirty cunts.

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