I had a wonderful time listening to the sound of Elvis giving a live performance today from his deathbed in the USA. What a performance for a guy who has been laid out for over 30 years. Then I bumped into Pope John Paul the Ninth and we had a few games of pool and a couple of drinks… and THEN I heard on the radio that they are going to make a film all about Maddie McCann…
…Hmmmmm.
Now whilst two of those items are obviously creations of my warped and twisted mind. The other is a shocking news story which was deemed worthy of inclusion on a major news bulletin.
What in the name of giddy fuck are they thinking. A major entertainment company has contaced the McCann family wanting to portray the “snatch of a four year old girl” (ahem, couldn’t resist that) from an Iberian holiday park. Surely that is going to be a film that defies the barriers of taste and decency almost as much as that video of Jim Davidson fisting Great Uncle Bulgaria from the Wombles.!
When is it going to end.??? What next Tales of the Birmingham Six.? Jamie Bulger, I Did It Their Way.???
Yes tragic, blah blah, child gone, yes, yes… but why inflict this on the rest of us.? If you two McCann’s want to go off chasing rainbows then fine but leave the public out of it.
Milk tray anybody.?
Milk Tray..? Damn, must have missed them. I did manage to scoff most of the Miniture Heros however.
Oh, and you need more cakes.