Due to the excessive hang over I am still having, this blog is being typed using SoftType(©) finger tip covers.
Why did I drink that last Sambuca.?? Or the first two tequilas. Still not feeling right, but that may be ascribed to the chilli sauce in that kebab wrap I had last night. Two curries, chilli sauce kebab and my new recipe for stuffed peppers… my poor, POOR bottom.!
2008 is certainly off with a swing, was a great night out last night, despite the weather, with Lemony, Pouty, Hwang, Chris, two Kittens, my bro, Mel, Stoney, Nat and all the gang. Started off a little slow but Hobbits felt good again. Sexy Dave appeared and so did Mark (who joined me for a very bad dance to The Suffering). Danced with Pouty to Poem and Bartender… I must have been drunk because I awake with the certain knowledge that my dancing was first rate… a definate sign I have been a little heavy on the spirits. Was a weird night as I didn’t smoke either so that did save me from standing in the cold freezing my tits off.
One definate advantage of stopping the smoking thing is that now Mr Brown and that big eyebrowed twat, Alistair Darling (the dopey cunt who helped ruin our railways) now get £10 a week LESS from me than before. If we all give up smoking it will completely fuck the Government up so let’s do it. I want to see them both on their knees BEGGING people to start buying fags again. What a shower of bastards, eh.?
Talking of a shower of bastards…
Firstbus have complained about all the people complaining about their whopping fare increases saying “we need the money to fund infrastructure/shareholder’s holidays/a new desk for the CEO”. They fail to point out their MASSIVE profits every year that keep going up and up and the fact that people actually HATE them. A letter in the Weston and Worle News the other day was busy praising ACL, the new and decent company that is running buses in the town. The phrase “no service has ever been more than two minutes late” is pretty marvellous to read.!
I am off back to World of Warcraft for a bit now… level 42 here I come.!
I am actually shocked and proud to have read the same letter in the paper as you.
I knew you would’ve read it muwahahah.
xx