Tis Tuesday, fair world, the night of vampires and dirty little elves who crap in your coat pockets. Or is that Halloween.? Or perhaps just a Friday night out for Hwang and that bird who used to play Little Mo in Eastenders.

Lemony is trying World of Warcraft tonight for the first time. Shocking as that may sound but she has no idea about it so far so we shall see how it goes. Maybe EVE would be more her bag.? Meh, we shall wait to find out.

Anything going on in the world near you.? No.? Didn’t think so. I have noticed that grossly overweight women are going to be with held from having IVF, a logical and probably very correct way of thinking. Doctors seem to think that this would be discrimination but I disagree. Imagine you are obese. Imagine you have been sweating away trying for a child to no avail. Now imagine if you got IVF, got pregnant, had a baby and then due to the way your body is reacting to you being over the legal weight limit for most bridges, you injure your hard fought for child or yourself with possible serious quincequonces.!

Or think of the social aspect of the whole “porky and pregnant” scenario, ie, you have said child and then are unable to chase around the garden, too unfit to play a ball game in the park, or push them on the swings.! You run the risk of causing untold damage to an already dodgy situation.

Do I sound unfair there.? First I pick on same sex couples adopting, then I start on the lardier members of the community and tell them I think they are too chubby to be assisted in their desire for a baby. Well I am certainly nothing if not controversial.!

Moving on…

I had a bag of Jelly Tots earlier and waved goodbye to the familiar taste of a favourite sweety. Gone are the nice chemically flavours and in are the psuedo-natural fruit juices and blandness now found in sweets thanks to those bastards who run the world of confections. So what is going to be next.? Twix bars with no caramel.? Mars bars that smell like grass.? Straight Curly-Wurly’s.!?!?!

Christ knows.! Bath time for me then… enjoy.!

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