Well day two of not being in work… of feeling like I had done a day’s work when I had only just woken up this morning. Great. Had a blood test and a urine test at the Doctor’s yesterday, it appears I have some of both, the results I await with baited breath but I know they will be negative. Apparently I have a “virus” which is the medical equivalent of saying “have you checked the fuse”. I have been feeling like this for a good long while now and this past week has made it ten times worse. Maybe it IS a virus but coupled with whatever else (the fever aftermath I suppose) I may have in my disease ravaged body (for just two pounds a month you could sponsor me… so I don’t have to walk 3 metres to grab a can of coke etc) it is driving me to despair and affecting my work and private lives.
Saturday night was a prime example. I had been to bed at a reasonable hour, got up not too early, not too late, had a little nap or two throughtout the day and did nothing more than one lap of Carbury and a wander up and down the High Street. Nowt strenuous as you can see… but by 12.30am Sunday morning, sitting in Hobbits unable to drink anymore, not through drunkenness but through sheer illness, I was almost asleep. Standing outside having a smoke I almost dozed up vertically.!!! I left early because of this (wish I had left a LOT earlier, but I was enjoying seeing everyone) and now I am starting to feel even worse than before. Can whoever has the little voodoo doll of me, please stop it.!
I refuse to discuss the Chinese Grand Prix at all. :banghead:
And so here I sit. So much to do at work, four pots of chillies to plant and not a jot of energy. At least typing this isn’t taking up too much of my brain power. Maybe I should just go for some news shorts to rid myself of bad vibes… A rant always helps me doesn’t it.?
Or I can pretend that news stories are actually read out like football results…
“And now the final scores. Premiership News Developments”.
Pre-budget Speech 18(% flat rate capital gains tax) – Iraq 0 (point in us still being there).
CIA 1 – Che Guevara 0 (Che shot at half time despite protests from the Cubans).
IPod creators 1(nobel prize.???!!!) – Church Of England 0 (Bugger all for moaning continuously about Manhunt 2).
Paul McCartney versus Heather Mills is a late result.
BBC 2800 (jobs lost to save overpaid management teams who turn out shite and still demand we pay a fucking license fee for rubbish like Dancing On Ice) – Gordan Ramsey 2(stars. Michelin, not brown. Good food not physical defect).
Madeleine McCann versus Princess Diana was a no score draw. (Yes I am giggling as I type that).
Enough I tell you… ENOUGH.!! Mwah hahahaha.