The end of another week in the life of EL Fluffy Bunnio. Thanks to a massive dust over dose at work on Wednesday I am feeling more poorly than when I started the week, just perfect to co-incide with a weekend off, so clubbing will wait until tomorrow night.
Sat watching Jeremy Kyle at the moment which is nice. Feeling superior to the horrors of Northern Britain is such a nice feeling. No wonder we never invest much in the top end of the country if this is the sort of person that lives there. Time to build that wall I think (the one that stretches from Gloucester to the bottom end of East Anglia and keeps them away from us).
In between watching Mr Kyle, the advert breaks have been filled with me hopping around the music channels as normal. In doing so I discovered a video by two calls, I am guessing called Sam and Amanda (the group name being ‘Samanda’ – I think you can see the intelligence and class of the two blonde girls in question). Their fifteen minutes of fame is this… a cover version of ‘Barbie Girl’ by Aqua. Two teens dressed in pink, throwing pink things in the air, on pink sets, with pink graphics and a distinct lack of any kind of lip synching. And the music industry is wondering why sales are down.! It is always said that you reap what you sew… well in this case there will be a fine crop of Jordan lookalikes this year. These two make Daphne and Celeste look like The Who. It is shocking. Thankfully the N-Dubz were on Channel U and the blonde bird in that is rather fit (especially amazing when you think about my random dislike of blonde women normally, Lemony has black hair remember).
In motor sport, The Ham has escaped any kind of ridiculous penalty due to the Webber/Vettel incident in Japan. Thankfully the FIA saw sense and also removed the slightly daft 10 place demotion for Vettel after new footage came to light on youtube.com. So Sunday morning shall find me sat glued to the TV keeping my fingers tightly crossed again to see if he can clinche a record breaking title with one round left in Brazil… my GOD I haven’t been this nervous over a season since 1996 when Damon Hill kept doing daft things and took it down to the wire in Suzuka.
Oh I heard some people don’t like the fact I am back with Lemony. Silly really. We are all adults after all but then again the person in question has some issues with their own life and also some stuff going on which no one can be bothered to inform them about. Well done honey.
I have just found out that women from Glasgow saying slapper is a rather amusing event… and deaf men playing darts are incredible.!
Sorry if this all seems a bit random, I am using the Doc Robbins writing technique, which in his own words, is good… like Baby Bio (no I have never worked that one out either).
That advert for Cadbury’s with the gorilla does amuse me so. Granted it is not quite the Oatso Simple ad with Windy Miller and his naked Uncle. Oooooohfff ooh. But is this a case of a chocolate company that has just announced the closure of their Keynsham factory, paying less for coverage in the media to save money.? I doubt it because the people that came up with the idea for that very simple bit of entertainment would have been paid fantastic sums of money for doing little more than saying the words “Monkey, playing drums, bald bloke”.
Advertising costs frighten me sometimes. To put an advert on the driving mirror of a Maclaren Mercedes F1 car will set you back around £1million for a space about the same as a small postcard. Think how much a year a company like Coca-Cola would pay out per year for slapping their big red name on the side of buses, buildings, small children, trout, etc. What if they stopped for one week… think of the cost savings.!!! But then again some companies shouldnt advertise at all. Watching an advert for something that stops your body falling out of your bottom whilst you eat dinner is not so much fun.
And now I have purchased a copy of World Of Warcraft – Burning Crusade… so expect a little less of me in your lives. Only joking.!!
(PS… qas I the only person who enjoyed the McFly version of “Umbrella” (ella ella eh eh eh) on the radio today.?)