Ah…. what a good day. No staff, too many customers and the usual book reading this afternoon. Not too shabby.

Plus I had some VERY good news. Alison Forster… that retarded woman who was running First Great Western, has been forced out of her job. Thank goodness for that.! Only slightly cloudy moment about the move is that she has been posted into a job as “Rail Safety and Performance Director at First Group”. Now this is a bit like putting that French bloke who fucked up the Millenium Dome into a top job sorting out the Northern Rock bank.! Or trying to find Maddie McCann. Shockingly stupid. Well when they employ Charles Mansun as a director at Acme Axes Incorporated then maybe someone will cotton on.

So what else has occured today.? A few news shorts.? Ok then…

Check out staff at Morrisons in the Wirral refused to sell a guy aged 72, alcohol because he “couldn’t prove his age”. What the hell is happening to the world.? Ok if he was a VERY sprightly OAP he might look about 45 but 17.!? Really. Then again we have to realise that the sort of person that works as a store manager for Morrisons (yes it wasn’t just the checkout girl who was too stupid to see the wrinkles) isn’t always going to be THAT switched on.

I would like to report that it is officially Christmas time, thanks to Chris Evans sticking on “Do They Know It’s Christmas Time.?” on Radio Two earlier. He obviously isn’t looking forward to Halloween (where I will be kicking Russell Brand repeatedly in the head) or Guy Fawkes Day (when I shall be setting fire to Russell Brand before kicking in the head with flame proof boots).

A woman who’s 17 year old daughter alledgedly jumped in front of a train due to a relationship split has done exactly the same at the same point on the line. YOU IGNORANT WHORE. Definately glad you are no longer with us if you haven’t got the obvious respect for the poor bastard driving the train who’s life you have ruined because he knows he killed you. Speak ill of the dead.? Me.?? Disgusting.

A guy who touched up some kids, including an 18 month old baby is having his sentence of a bit of painting and cleaning off some graffiti reviewed. The fact some judge thought it was ok NOT to remand the guy in custody (or paint him pink and nail him by the testicles upside down over Cheddar Gorge) is frightening. But maybe we could do some experiments on him.

O2 are bringing the awful Apple IPhone (the phone for the criminally retarded, infinitely dumb and just not able to work a proper decent phone (see also IPod) to the UK. At least they will live in no fear of theft because not even the most small minded scouser is going to try and rob one of those ‘orrible things.

And I am off for a bath before Lemony turns up…. so back later.!!

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