Oh god. Not more on the McCann family.! Seriously, it is driving me nuts.

Well I have returned to Chez Bunny after a week long stint at Lemony’s house, cooking, cleaning, feeding the cat and watching Jeremy Kyle. I had a great time and lots of fun, so thank you to her and also thank you to Emma, Chris and my bro who came for dinner on her birthday (and Mel for drinks after) and also for the massive Mario Kart race session afterwards. Fantastic fun.

Had a nice weekend out as well… Friday night was quiet as usual but Saturday certainly made it louder. Being drunk by the second pub didn’t help but at least now Phoenix is chav free and starting to fill up with quality people once more. Watched a bunch of Romans fighting outside from the balcony, which was odd, just to prove that the scum tends to sink to the bottom (ie Destiny/Senioritas). Went home a little earlier than intended due to a very drunk and sick birthday girl but it didn’t hurt the evening one jot.

Looking through my hits this month I notice that thankfully a certain person has dropped off the top thankfully (deleted all the banners on that site) and Pouty has bounced her delightful way to the top. I did notice a couple of very amusing search terms though… “Passengers wanking on buses pictures” – It doesn’t mention whether that is pictures of people wanking onboard buses or, and I am really asking for the comments to be slapped up very fast with this, pics of people wanking over photos of buses. Secondly we have “Chris Moyles is a fat overpaid bastard” – I don’t need to add a single thing to that 100% perfect statement.

The Ham hit the second spot on the podium in today’s Italian Grand Prix from the high speed Monza circuit. A bit slower than Alonso but he pulled off a fantastic overtake on Kimi into the first chicane to retake second after two stopping rather than going for a single stint race. Only three points in it as they head to the best track on the entire calender, Spa in Belgium. I cannot wait.!!!

Well pizza is ordered so I should be preparing myself with stomach stretching exercises and limbering up my saliva glands. Marvellous.!

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*****LATE NEWS*****
I knew there was something I meant to rant about…

The Government, such as it is, wants to give all pregnant first time mothers £200 to “help” them out. If you are on benefits you can apply for a £500 “grant”. Oh goody. Now there is an incentive for young chavvy slappers to not get stuffed up the cunt at the earliest chance. Not only do they get a free council house, Freeview, food and their rent sorted with my taxes, NOW they get a bundle of cash to nip off down Nettos or Lidl and drink themselves stupid with Lambrini whilst smoking endless Mayfairs and flush down the pan on nights out in Yates and Vision throwing up cheap cider over men with overhanging foreheads.

Genius. Surely it would be better if they just set up some sort of holiday camp for free weekends away… but confuse the shower heads in all the bathrooms with gas pipes… I seem to remember someone a few years ago did that in Poland. Hmmmmmmm.

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*****LATER NEWS*****

Thought I would reply to First Great Western again… I haven’t given them anywhere near enough grief about their shitty train services so I just sent them this…

“I wondered if you could provide me with any statistical data regarding the redesign of the interior of the Mark three carriages running with your company. You mentioned that you had listened to your passengers with regard to the new styling (with it’s high backed seating that totally obscures the view for every passenger, the decrease in leg room making for a very uncomfortable ride for anyone who doesn’t live with Snow White and the lack of tables within each carriage).

As you made these claims I was interested to see if you could justify the comment in your original email quoted below…

“These changes have not only been in response to passenger feedback but also because we wanted to provide a comfortable journey experience.”

Having browsed a lot of websites with regard to this matter I was justly unsurprised to find out just how many people have problems with both the styling of the new interiors AND the quality of your service… one person actually compared it to the trains taking people to an infamous concentration camp in Poland.

Also some data on the current hire costs of 1(one) 1980s built Class 143 pacer for one day and info on it’s running costs would be very useful. I have the same information on request to a private hire company who can lease out a locomotive and a few carriages to make a comparison. I know I could easily find out the appropriate information about the Pacer myself but to be completely honest it isn’t really something i can be bothered to do and as I was delayed by one of those god forsaken units being late whilst under your control (should I say dictatorship) the other day I think it is only fair that you should reimburse me for those 20 minutes of wasted time I sat on a platform with three cars worth of people who were just dying to be crammed physically into a two car unit.

I am sure you will be able to assist me fully with those simple little requests.

Cheers then.!”

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