Pheeeeeeeewwwwww. No I have not “blown off” and I am certainly not wafting it around with an old Cinnamons menu.

I am instead refering to the incredible race I have just watched on TV… Yes the Japanese Grand Prix from Fujiyama in Japan. The last time this track featured in the F1 world championship it was 1976 and a certain Mr James Hunt in awesomely bad conditions managed to win a very hard race against Niki Lauda, who having just survived a serious crash and fire in Germany a few months earlier, pulled out early on. Lauda suggested that his life was more important than the world championship (he did win it three times to Hunt’s once though) but then again he did return to his F1 car just six weeks after surviving the inferno that engulfed his Ferrari at the Nurburgring.

This time however, it was a race in awesomely bad conditions with Lewis Hamilton taking a very classy pole in the damp yesterday and Alonso following in behind. Starting behind the pace car (for NINETEEN LAPS) with a couple of odd incidents RE the Ferrari’s ‘ignoring’ the instruction to wear extreme wets (resulting in a fair few slips) The Ham just drove it away. Kept out of trouble, despite an attempt from Kubica which knocked him spinning, until Alonso slammed it into the wall at turn five. Leaving a tight end to the race after a safety car again. But 10 points are his. All his. Putting him 12 points ahead of Alonso. Now he just needs a fourth place… and another fourth place even with Alonso winning both times.

I had my fingers crossed for SEVENTEEN laps. They ache.

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And now a quick round up of this month’s search hits…

“Burkha wedding dress” – The only wedding dress with a veil that you can’t take off. Ever.
“Lebonan tits” – Or the Palestinians as we call them.!
“Straight men wank money chav” – One of the more specific types of porn.!
“Where to be naked in Brean dunes” – Preferably away from me and away from small kids. Maybe.
“Brown scat viedo production uk” – As opposed to what colour.?
“I love a wank” – Is that a search term or just a statement of content.?
“Image pictures of licence for private hire vehicle in london” – Now does that seem a little suspect to me.? Create your own licence.?
“Weston super Mare trannies” – Ah yes. Radios… Thousands of ‘em.
“CITV kids show with talking bum” – Now there is a show i don’t remember.!!!
“Hobbits and a ringpiece download” and “Hobbits and a ringpiece” – I… I… I… have no idea.!
“Ian Browns wank new single” – Yes, that is sadly how he ended up. Oh well.
“Asda testing on animals” – By testing do you mean ‘forcing cheap pies down throats’ and by animals do you mean ‘fat single mothers from housing estates around the town’.?
“Bristol wanking group” – Do you think each city has one.? Bath Wanking Group would be interesting.
“Wanking with my mates” – Would this be as part of the above group or just in the park when you are bored.?
“Cabbage smell underfloor – Someone call the Police… we have the vegetarian version of Fred West here… either that or a special school has refurbished their basement.
“Wanking holiday camp” – Butlins. For Bill Clinton. Genius.!
“Spotty donger” – Anyone here have one.? No.? All clean then.? Lovely.
“Why does my gear stick wobble on my saxo” – Because according to another hit I got, your overweight and overly tracksuited girlfriend keeps sliding it up her Jacky Danny.!
“What is up with the aztec tribe these days??” – Well aside from being wiped off the planet by a load of greasy Spaniards back in the 18th century, it isn’t doing too bad. Knob Jockey.!

And on today’s edition of the Fluffy Bunny Blog we have…

The woman in Rotherham who has had a laminated pelvic floor laid.

A gay hairdresser from just outside of Bristol who repeatedly washed his penis in Vidal Sassoon and ended up with a split end.

The young Cornish mother of sixteen who has had her benefits stopped but been sponsored as a cow by a local farmer. Getting 8 pints a day out of her.

Cleaners at the Download Festival have told stories of the white camp toilets. Apparently one of them opened a door and realised they all had a big job on their hands.

Anywho… on with the show.

The BBC has announced that they are killing off afternoon kids programmes on BBC1. How sad. How many years did you spend coming home from school at 3.30 and popping on the television to watch Phillip Schofield (with Gordon the Gopher), Andy Crane (with Ed the Duck), Andy Peters (with Ed the Duck as well) and occasionally Simon Parkin in the broom cupboard broadcasting all those classic shows.

Wandering home wearily from school aged 9 and flopping into a chair to be greeted by the music to Henry’s Cat or The Family Ness always set me up for a good evening. Throw in Blue Peter Mondays and Thursdays at 5.05pm (just after Newsround) and interspersed with Grange hill on Tuesdays and Fridays and you have an ideal mix for a good night in with the wind and rain pelting down outside.

Ooooh how about the Mysterious Cities of Gold or Thundercats.? Heart Beat with Tony Hart and Morph, the little plasticine creature that giggled his way through a short every week. The BBC always had the edge over ITV. Press Gang was ok, Your Mother Wouldn’t Like It and Round the Bend were perfect for my toilet humour fix every week. But I can’t think of too much else they ever had on that really kept you coming back for more. Jimbo and the Jetset – BBC, Simon and the Witch – BBC, Byker Grove (Why-AYE man, Spuggy, PeeeeJay, Dooncun, etc etc) – BBC…

…with two notable exceptions. Dangermouse and Count Duckula. Genius in little cartoon drawings.!

(whilst looking through a list of CITV shows for this blog I rediscovered a few things… How 2, Victor and Hugo, and of course a reminder of Sooty)…

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Hang on a mo… am I selling CITV short.? Looking through this list there are a LOT of good shows. Now I admit most of them were actually shown during the lunchtime slot (where the BBC had Camberwick Green, King Rollo, Bric ‘a’ Brac, Mr Benn, etc, badged as “On The Seesaw”) which did have some very good stuff on it. Remember Button Moon.? Our Backyard.? Cockleshell Bay.? Great stuff. Ditto with the Saturday morning shows, the BBC leading the way with Going Live and On The Waterfront but ITV chugging in a brave third with Number 73.

But the evening slots were sometimes better than I actually gave ITV credit for. FunHouse (now you KNOW Pat Sharp chased the twins naked through the place after filming), Art Attack (where Neil Buchanan really gave Tony Hart a damn good run for his money), Children’s Ward (Casualty with shorter words, a lack of gore and no cleavage), Emu (in that very camp pink windmill), Finders Keepers (the ONLY TV show that allowed kids to search for hardcore porn without having to put their parent’s stuff back afterwards), Marmalade Atkins (remember her.? Naughty school girl…. oooh err missus.!) and of course the fantastic Trap Door (Beeeeeerk… where’s my dinner.?).

So there you have it. Ok the decline in standards of kids TV is rather sad, the tripe that gets shown nowadays is very poor, usually American, repeats. I can sit and happily watch olden day childrens TV but now the stuff that TV companies push out of their varied bottoms is awful. Shockingly bad.

Ah…. what a good day. No staff, too many customers and the usual book reading this afternoon. Not too shabby.

Plus I had some VERY good news. Alison Forster… that retarded woman who was running First Great Western, has been forced out of her job. Thank goodness for that.! Only slightly cloudy moment about the move is that she has been posted into a job as “Rail Safety and Performance Director at First Group”. Now this is a bit like putting that French bloke who fucked up the Millenium Dome into a top job sorting out the Northern Rock bank.! Or trying to find Maddie McCann. Shockingly stupid. Well when they employ Charles Mansun as a director at Acme Axes Incorporated then maybe someone will cotton on.

So what else has occured today.? A few news shorts.? Ok then…

Check out staff at Morrisons in the Wirral refused to sell a guy aged 72, alcohol because he “couldn’t prove his age”. What the hell is happening to the world.? Ok if he was a VERY sprightly OAP he might look about 45 but 17.!? Really. Then again we have to realise that the sort of person that works as a store manager for Morrisons (yes it wasn’t just the checkout girl who was too stupid to see the wrinkles) isn’t always going to be THAT switched on.

I would like to report that it is officially Christmas time, thanks to Chris Evans sticking on “Do They Know It’s Christmas Time.?” on Radio Two earlier. He obviously isn’t looking forward to Halloween (where I will be kicking Russell Brand repeatedly in the head) or Guy Fawkes Day (when I shall be setting fire to Russell Brand before kicking in the head with flame proof boots).

A woman who’s 17 year old daughter alledgedly jumped in front of a train due to a relationship split has done exactly the same at the same point on the line. YOU IGNORANT WHORE. Definately glad you are no longer with us if you haven’t got the obvious respect for the poor bastard driving the train who’s life you have ruined because he knows he killed you. Speak ill of the dead.? Me.?? Disgusting.

A guy who touched up some kids, including an 18 month old baby is having his sentence of a bit of painting and cleaning off some graffiti reviewed. The fact some judge thought it was ok NOT to remand the guy in custody (or paint him pink and nail him by the testicles upside down over Cheddar Gorge) is frightening. But maybe we could do some experiments on him.

O2 are bringing the awful Apple IPhone (the phone for the criminally retarded, infinitely dumb and just not able to work a proper decent phone (see also IPod) to the UK. At least they will live in no fear of theft because not even the most small minded scouser is going to try and rob one of those ‘orrible things.

And I am off for a bath before Lemony turns up…. so back later.!!

Well what can I say.? The death of Colin McRae has kind of knocked me sideways. When such a tragic event takes away from the world one of your great idols then it does bring up confusing emotions. Despite being World Rally Champion just once back in 1995, Colin’s amazing driving and determination always dragged my attention to a motor sport that I have never been 100% interested in.

My first encounter with his talent was back in the 1990 Lombard RAC Rally. Driving a Subaru Legacy he pounded round the Kielder Forest “oop north”, knocking the hell out of his car (by the end of day three the passengers side was constructed of plastic sheeting and a large metal gate bolt held the door closed. His driving style able to overcome most adversaries.

He dabbled in the British Touring Car as well, little known but true. One drive for the fledgling Pro-Drive outfit at the Knockhill circuit in a BMW back in 1992 (a race where he was disqualified for shoving off Keith O’Dor in the Primera) was set up via the same team with which he won the Rally Championship three years later.

As a driver he will be very sadly missed, especially as his come back was being set up for next year in a decent car, worthy of his talent. With the mildly recent loss of Richard Burns from cancer, the world is down by two very talented and bright men. The news that Pro-Drive boss Dave Richards had a similar but less serious accident the same DAY (Saturday) is frightening in it’s coincidence.

Motor sport is still a horribly dangerous way of earning a living… with the deaths of such great men as Senna, O’Dor, McRae, Earnhardt all within close living memory is it any wonder they draw my immense admiration.?

The McCanns are looking for a big PR figure to take over their “case”.

Max Clifford.? Anyone.?

As I have had a few hits regarding the newest Rihanna video (Shut Up And Drive), I thought I better track this elusive vehicle down. My blog is also the first return if you type in “ford sierra rihanna” into google.co.uk without the quote marks. Weird.

Ok so the car. I said it was a late model Ford Sierra and that is how it would appear…

Well call me sad but at least I can now sleep soundly in my bed knowing I was right. Very important that.! Supper time… pizza anyone.?

And Anita Rodick… anyone still feeling a little cold over that one (apart from her).? Yes, championed green issues, blah blah, then suddenly sells out to L’oreal. They test on animals. They are STILL testing on animals although they will apparently phase it out. She sold out. My respect went when she did that.

Oh god. Not more on the McCann family.! Seriously, it is driving me nuts.

Well I have returned to Chez Bunny after a week long stint at Lemony’s house, cooking, cleaning, feeding the cat and watching Jeremy Kyle. I had a great time and lots of fun, so thank you to her and also thank you to Emma, Chris and my bro who came for dinner on her birthday (and Mel for drinks after) and also for the massive Mario Kart race session afterwards. Fantastic fun.

Had a nice weekend out as well… Friday night was quiet as usual but Saturday certainly made it louder. Being drunk by the second pub didn’t help but at least now Phoenix is chav free and starting to fill up with quality people once more. Watched a bunch of Romans fighting outside from the balcony, which was odd, just to prove that the scum tends to sink to the bottom (ie Destiny/Senioritas). Went home a little earlier than intended due to a very drunk and sick birthday girl but it didn’t hurt the evening one jot.

Looking through my hits this month I notice that thankfully a certain person has dropped off the top thankfully (deleted all the banners on that site) and Pouty has bounced her delightful way to the top. I did notice a couple of very amusing search terms though… “Passengers wanking on buses pictures” – It doesn’t mention whether that is pictures of people wanking onboard buses or, and I am really asking for the comments to be slapped up very fast with this, pics of people wanking over photos of buses. Secondly we have “Chris Moyles is a fat overpaid bastard” – I don’t need to add a single thing to that 100% perfect statement.

The Ham hit the second spot on the podium in today’s Italian Grand Prix from the high speed Monza circuit. A bit slower than Alonso but he pulled off a fantastic overtake on Kimi into the first chicane to retake second after two stopping rather than going for a single stint race. Only three points in it as they head to the best track on the entire calender, Spa in Belgium. I cannot wait.!!!

Well pizza is ordered so I should be preparing myself with stomach stretching exercises and limbering up my saliva glands. Marvellous.!

The Government, such as it is, wants to give all pregnant first time mothers £200 to “help” them out. If you are on benefits you can apply for a £500 “grant”. Oh goody. Now there is an incentive for young chavvy slappers to not get stuffed up the cunt at the earliest chance. Not only do they get a free council house, Freeview, food and their rent sorted with my taxes, NOW they get a bundle of cash to nip off down Nettos or Lidl and drink themselves stupid with Lambrini whilst smoking endless Mayfairs and flush down the pan on nights out in Yates and Vision throwing up cheap cider over men with overhanging foreheads.

Genius. Surely it would be better if they just set up some sort of holiday camp for free weekends away… but confuse the shower heads in all the bathrooms with gas pipes… I seem to remember someone a few years ago did that in Poland. Hmmmmmmm.

Thought I would reply to First Great Western again… I haven’t given them anywhere near enough grief about their shitty train services so I just sent them this…

“I wondered if you could provide me with any statistical data regarding the redesign of the interior of the Mark three carriages running with your company. You mentioned that you had listened to your passengers with regard to the new styling (with it’s high backed seating that totally obscures the view for every passenger, the decrease in leg room making for a very uncomfortable ride for anyone who doesn’t live with Snow White and the lack of tables within each carriage).

Cheers then.!”

It’s a weird thought but the photos I am looking at were taken over two decades ago. They depict a shorter, younger Fluffy Bunny wearing a tunic, tricorne hat and white tights as May King during an infants school production. Alongside me as May Queen was one Lucy Gibbons, the hottest girl in school (even at the tender age of six I still had the self awareness to notice if a girl was a bit of alright or not).

I looked through all the faces I remember, most of whom I have not seen since I left primary school, a couple even longer than that, and they still look the same. They didn’t change. Is this just the way my mind works or is it something we all do.?

For instance, a fair few of my former classmates were with me from the age of 4 until the age of 16. In all that time, despite the ravages of puberty and growth spurts, I swear that I didn’t notice them change. A certain Doc Robbins I have known longer than any other person I still see and even to this day, TWENTY FIVE YEARS on (Christ, a quarter of a century we have been friends), he is still the short arsed guy who was always getting into trouble with the teachers and giggling his way through lessons by farting and burping with me sat right next to him doing the same. I wonder if we will change over the next twenty odd years.?

Right one other thing before I go downstairs and join a Mario Kart festival of speed…

Is it time for another world war.? I only ask because having bought a new book (Laurence Rees – Auschwitz) it struck me that if someone had eliminated Hitler back in the early 1930s then the Second World War probably wouldn’t have occured. Now I hear you ask “But why is one necessary, Mr Bunny.?” Well the truth is that it certainly isn’t but just imagine how the world would have been if WW2 had not have happened.

Would we have computers around as much as we do now.? Holiday travellers could just be starting their first journeys overseas on jet engined air liners like the Comet. The nuclear arms race would have probably started about 50 years later and perhaps even the Falkland Islands conflict would have been lost by us.

No I don’t want another war. But it does fascinate me to think just how different our lives could all be just through the removal in history of the massively fast improvement of technology that occured during both the World Wars (remember aviation was very much in it’s infantcy when WW1 started but by it’s end we saw the introduction of the heavy bomber, bomb sighting equipment, faster, BIGGER aircraft and radio communication (and very soon after, even inflight refueling for a passenger plane).! My goodness, by now we might not have been walking on the moon… if the Yanks did indeed do that first… maybe.!