I had never realised that the most homo-erotic image that can be decently portrayed in real life is of two slightly over sized chavs, in singlet vest tops, snuggled up in a purple three door Vauxhall Corsa. No seriously.! I saw excactly that whilst waiting for a lift home on Friday night and it struck me that not even two of the Villlage People, covered in peanut butter and marmite, wobbling their buttocks in time to Y.M.C.A could out do the image of masculine bonding apparent in that small hatchback.
Well my punctured lung hasn’t been holding me back too much this weekend so far but it is nice to have people worried about me. Hehe. Was a very warm Hobbits night last night wasn’t it.!? Shocking. Spent most of the time bouncing twixt seating inside for a quick slurp of Stella and then back outside (in my PJ’s apparently) for another smoke and more mingling. Big thank you to Lemony for looking after me on Friday night when my chest was really bad… love yooou.! Also thank you to Hwang for hosting an amusing evening at Carl’s (where I a managed to get hold of the remote before anyone else). Andrew, feel free to finish the red wine, tis very nice.!
Turkish Grand Prix today it would appear… The Ham is on second place on the dirty side of the grid and with Alonso behind him in fourth and the Ferraris in front and immediately aft of Mr H, it will be an interesting race. I am sure no one will start a big crash at the first corner but we shall see. (edit:- From third to fifth due to a puncture. Real shame but still five points above Alonso).!
Oh I DID manage to get my letter in the Mercury once more.! Hurrah.! Never got the phrase “dysentry in a rowing boat” in there but this time I did achieve the phrase “Some people enjoy ritual sacrifice of livestock or slashing car tyres on a Friday night”. Plus some random person I used to go to school with noticed it and mentioned it to me last night.! Weird. *Fames*