Ah the weekend. Work has been hell this week and I am not sorry to have these two days to recover.
So last night was a bit weird wasn’t it.! We were late into town, went straight to Phoenix and found they were closed until TEN.!!! Bastards. So we headed for the White Lion, had a pint in there and then headed back to
the strangely evil (TAXI!) smelling Phoenix (not Pheonix, Angel) where the toilets smelt better than the bar.!!! Weird.
Heading for Hobbits we got a bit wetter thanks to the rather Autumnal weather, but were amazed to find that the rain had kept a LOT of people away from Hobbits. There were four of us… and three more inside. lol.
Thanks to Mark for the discount on the entry I had enough to drink myself stupid… and carried on doing so when Hwang arrived. We had a bit of a dance and a really good night. I had way too much Aftershock and
STILL wouldn’t dance to Iron Maiden. Hehe. Was the best night I have had in the new Hobbits I think and the first time I have properly been drunk since the red wine night at DownLoad (BABY). SO thank you to all that
made it so… Chris, Dory, Lemony, Angel, Wobz and her hubby, Tina, Rich, High Voltage Kate (hehe) and of course, the awfully lovely Hwang. Tonight I hope it is just as good. If not better.!
Well it is Saturday so for the first time this month (as I have been overdoing them recently) have a few of the Search Queries I have got so far this 12th of the year…
“Amanda Holden takes it up the arse” – Does she.?? Dirty mare. No wonder she ends up on so many TV shows spreading her own brand of shite acting across the world.
“Fat German” – Narrow it down more. I mean, Helmet Khol wasn’t exactly thin. Herman Goering was bacon in jack boots so take your pick.!
“Charlotte Church in tights pics” – My God.! Can you imagine that.? Would be cellulite and Welsh fat spurging out in all directions. Reminds me of an ex. Hehe.
“Ringpiece picture” – Must be the same photographer who was snapping the Queen the other day. Maybe she had the camera backwards. Or pointed at Prince Edward.
“Wrinkly fannies” – Is there any other kind.? Surely by the nature of the Labia Minora and Majora they are a bit wrinkled due to all that moisture (not Labia MajorCa, that is a place in Spain which is full of cunts)
“Cock like a salami” – Ah, recognition. But why is it like a salami.? Size.? Colour.? SMELL.??? Hmmm, if it is in the size category then pray it isn’t a pepperami.!
“Did Michael Barrymore shag his mate to death” – I have nothing to say to this. I just think it is funny.
“Up her arse”, “Gemma Laity” and “He shagged the arse off her” – Err Brownie, these all appeared around your name. Explanations please.!
“Trisha Goddard stockings” – Right up there with Miss Church and her tights.! “On the show today we have Eva from Poland who wants to shag her boyfriend and his mum… like my legs in these.?”
“Train travel vomit statistics” – Porridge splattered over the floor of a MK3 TRFB or cheesecake all over a M2 TSO.? Yummy.
“Big Brother Menstruation” – See now this is too easy.!
“Baker’s Hat” –
“Undefused Myspace” – Watch out for any Muslims you might have added in your friends list. They might go off.
“Best thing to go with Pitta bread” – How about a big slice of lunacy, a little satire and sprinkle it lightly with a nice bit of cheese. Hwang… get the grater out again.!
And here endeth the lethon. 