In the interests of public safety and just to assist a fair few people who seem to have a medical NEED to know this information I wish to present the following…
“Sarah Beeny has a bra size of the following 36DD/36E”.
Everyone got that now.? Marvellous stuff. Oh, and no, I don’t have any photos of her with them on display (sadly) or any other kind of sexual act that she may have ever attempted.
Something I omitted from my blog yesterday that I must get off my chest. To the lady and her friend in the “Mange Tout” cafe at the entrance to St Nick’s market in Bristol. When I am eating a very tasty sandwich consisting of pastrami, dill, mustard and sour cream there are a number of words I don’t wish to hear. In fact there are a few sentences I don’t wish to have float towards my lug ‘oles as well. Specifically your conversation contained a couple of these bad phrases, they were the following.
“I had to have an emergency hysterectomy” and more importantly
“My womb kept flooding so they had to empty it and then give me some injections to keep it that way until I had been to the wedding”. For fuck’s sake lady have some decorum. Next time I hope your bloody colon prolapses during the second part of Midsomer Murders. Talk about ruining a decent sarnie.!
I have spent a nice day dozing and watching “Coupling” at Angel’s house. Thank you hunny, was a lovely day with plenty of ketchup and cheese sandwiches. Woop.!!!