Well after that last blog I was expecting a backlash from middle class doctors and stupid parents, but it would assume I am not the only person thinking the same thing. Good good.! I did hear that the McCanns have visited the Shrine of Fatima. Wow.! I am impressed that a 1980’s athlete is still so popular in Portugal.! I bet Tessa Sanderson wishes she had the same notoriety as Miss Whitbread. On the same story I see Eastenders are rewriting a child abduction story “so as not to cause offence”. Well I hope they also rewrite the whole damn soap because it ALL offends me. Pandering to the minority.
Ah and while we are on the BBC what in the name of bloody hell is wrong with people complaining about Jeremy Clarkson calling a car gay.!? He isn’t suggesting it is homosexual, he suggested it was a bit “ginger beer”, as in queer, as in gay, as in lame/poor quality/a bit wanky. Why do some people (again a minority) who are indeed gay, enjoy being able to see something offensive that isn’t there.! I often call people “gay” when they are being stupid. I am not saying they love to have a big willeh up their bottom, I am suggesting they may be less than clever. Those of you who for some ridiculous reason WERE offended by Mr Clarkson’s remark should be reminded that the word gay has only been stolen to describe homosexuality in relatively recent times. It used to mean happy and light of humour. If a word’s meaning can change once then it can change again, just deal with it.
What is the matter with you faggots (the Mr Brain’s kind with mushy peas and gravy obviously).!?!
I see someone has ripped the guts out of “Not Over Yet”, the classic mid 90s dance track by Grace and turned it into a pile of Indie sounding faeces. Just not good. Then today I hear ANOTHER song, which a while back was a lovely classic dance song has been given the “we have run out of musical ideas, steal someone else’s quick” treatment. Back in 1996 the Lisa Marie Experience released “Keep On Jumping”. Twas a corker of a track, bouncy, just the right speed, full of bass. And now.? Well now someone has ripped it to shreds, slowed it down juuuuust enough to make it unlistenable and shat it all over the radio. Well thank you very much. Oh and Fall Out Boy… what the fuck are you doing.? Ruined it. RUINED I TELL THEEEEE.!
Talking of the radio (yes, him again, you know where I am heading). Why on earth does a certain fat waster who runs Radio One’s over-rated breakfast show think he is funny. Hearing him trying to rip apart Blind Melon’s “No Rain” track this morning made me want to stab myself in the heart through sheer embarrassment that he assumes he can pass that off as entertainment. I am looking forward to the day when the Fire Brigade are called to remove “Comedy” Dave’s head from Moyles’s ass.
Barclay card are apparently attempting to slip in a £25 charge for people who don’t use their cards enough.! Classic. There is a very easy way out. Do what I did and cancel your account with them, calling them money-grabbing bastards and make sure when you run your card through a slot for the last time it is the MD’s arse cheeks for the deepest cut yet.! HSBC offered me a card with an annual fee on it. They pointed out because my interest rate was lower I would SAVE money. But their flawed logic didn’t point out the obvious fact that I would save money on interest only if I used the blasted thing.!
The Russians seem oddly unhelpful over the block on extraditing the alledged murderer of former spy, Alexander Litvinenko. When you consider that this is a country that has such a history for poor human rights it hardly seems thinkable that they would stop the handing over of an agent who killed one of their former spies. Surely they can see that the way they can rid themselves of the actual person who did the deed, without having to lift a finger. Then again the entire history of the USSR since Stalin turned up has been a long and oft repeated story of paranoia that “the people” will fail to love the country, nay, the PARTY as much as they should. For instance, during the siege of Stalingrad the 62nd army executed THIRTEEN THOUSAND “traitors” for “anti-communist activity”. That broad banner covered desertion, self inflicted wounds, even picking up a Nazi propaganda leaflet to use it for rolling into a mahorka tobacco filled cigarette.! Stalin was so sure his troops were lying to him that he failed to realise that there was 3.1 MILLION Germans on his border and millions died kicking the little sods back out again.! (Edit – Yes Chuckie. I know he knew they were there, I meant that he didn’t realise they were there for the sole purpose of kicking his Red Army bum cheeks all the way back past the Urals).
But the most bizarre thing is that after fighting for the Motherland as a Russian you could STILL be arrested by the SMERSH Counter-Intelligence people for no apparent reason and stuffed off to a gulag in Siberia.! One of the victorious generals from the “Great Patriotic War” who happened to be half Polish, was punished for that simple reason. Another general ended up worrying because he thought he had been denounced by the NKVD (SMERSH’s former name) but his fear was actually unfounded… until four years later when he was arrested for LITERALLY no reason on the say so of Abakumov who ran that department.
Are the Soviet Government so worried about us finding out that this was all a KGB (now known as the FSB) plot that they are going to make the murderer “disappear”.? Fiver says they do.!
Stalin knew there were 3.1m Germans on his border he just trusted Hitler would not attack (Stalin made a great choice of which one person in the whole world he would decide to trust)