As usual Angel has given me the title for a blog (464 posts after this one, all with different names as far as I am aware, takes some thinking).!
Had a lovely night last night except for the green aftershock that went round the table in Phoenix, a little bit disappearing into each person on the way round, thanks Stew. I have never seen an entire table go “Ewwww *pulls face*” all at once.!
So what is up on the notice board for me to note down and shout about today.?
How about some rant shorts….
Still looking for Maddie then.? Sad but true that the family had left three young children alone locked (in theory) into a room while they were off eating. Stupidity strikes often in middle class families it would appear.
Neighbours has been poached from the BBC by Channel Five… expect it to slowly disappear down the toilet very quickly. Look what happened to Home and Away.! I think soaps have had their day. From 19 million in the late 1980’s when Jason Donovan and Kylie Minogue graced the cast to 6 million viewers nowadays ratings have been dropping pretty quickly ever since.
Oh for fuck’s sake. Kate Moss, just stop. Please. Stop. Do nothing else, not one dress, not one gram of cocaine, not one more rancid, talentless waster of a “rock” star, just go and die quietly in a corner whilst choking on one of your own size 0 outfits.
I see someone has flogged off Princess Diana’s old bike (thought Fergie was the royal bike.?). Can we assume some bloke is sat at home sniffing the saddle now.?
The NHS is wasting £100million a year on unused drugs.! Can I make a quick suggestion, take drugs, crush them all, flog em as coke or heroin to the druggies in Weston. Then sit back and laugh.
Coastguards at Burnham are having to stop kids playing chicken during high tides, with the waves almost washing them away… Easier way would be to just watch them get pulled out to sea and then wave goodbye to these fuckwits.!
And a quick update with the few search terms that have suddenly appeared since I updated this page two days ago…
“Pick up the phone you lazy bastard cleese” – Obviously the former star of Fawlty Towers is very poor at answering the phone.
“underage shagged” – Errr nothing to do with me this one.!
“in blood” – Ah Mr Dracula, finally you discover my site. Or are we wandering down the same route as with menstral fucking.?
“single mothers faceparty” – Now SURELY the best place to find stuff about faceparty is on Faceparty.? Why come looking at my site and why bother with single mothers.! Lol. Especially ones from the North of England.
“men getting breast implants nail polish my wife told me i need a bra” – Wow, that is a lot of info in one sentence. So is this guy looking for big titted, nail polished men in bras.?
incest wanking – If you are tugging yourself off, is that incest.? Discuss (or disgust).
“ian baker+goth+queen of the damned+finch” – Hmmmm, seems someone knows I am a camp goth, also would appear they know Finch… or Hwang as we call him.! *runs and hides*.
That will do for now. More soon.! Byeeee.
As you’re sat right next to me talking about this I thought I might as well have a look… nice blog (as usual…) have a nice night out.