Oh deary me. Deary, deary, deary me.
I drank a little bit too much Friday. So apologies to everyone and ditto for last night (although my loo needs the biggest sorries as I was sick into it a bit Saturday night). The less said about the weekend the better I think, was fun but difficult.!
In other news, more F1, more points for the VERY quick rookie, Lewis Hamilton and a brilliant drive to a win for Alonso in his second race for the Maclaren team. Massa, what the hell were you doing.?!
Myself and Lemony were watching The Box earlier. Oh my. The “Rock” Download Chart. At number two was “The Fray”. Last time I looked, rock music was decent, upbeat (despite the tone of the song generally), catchy and fun. The Fray are a lacklustre pile of wank with several members for whom ritual sacrifice would be too good, for the awful music they are inflicting upon the world. I know I shouldn’t watch low budget music TV but why on earth put a chart up and then throw in stuff that bears no relation to the damn chart at all.! It’s like me making a top ten of all the best types of cheese in the world and voting a pasty in at number one. Tosh of the finest order.! (I should point out that at number ONE in this God awful chart, was that scraggily haired bottom lover, Mika. Why the world is being subjected to the screeching voice of this guy is beyond me. I just hope sooner or later he gets an invite to one of Barrymore’s pool parties).
So the Iranians let out the 15 naval personnel they had picked up. They were forced into telling their stories to the world by the Iranians and there was world wide outrage. Then they turn up in Blighty and the MoD forces them to tell their stories to the press, again, and instead of outrage they get paid.! That’s rather odd isn’t it boys and girls. I mean, they are armed forces personnel who are paid to do their duties which can mean them dying, being captured or forced to wear a tutu and paraded around the officers mess so why when something they expect happens are they allowed to collect a BIG payoff from the tabloids (such as they are).!? Ludicrous it is but true. That woman is a bit of a porker though.! How in hell did she fit on a frigate.!? She was more aircraft carrier sized. There are plenty of books around (like the iffy Bravo Two Zero, Gulf War SAS saga) that will fill you in on conditions in an arab nation under POW conditions. No one needs to turn on the news to see “Big Brother Iran” followed closely by “Big Brother MoD”.
I suppose we should be glad I didn’t even bother to read the pathetic ramblings typed into the little box next to the page three bint. Maybe I am getting old but I am failing to see the point of page three. I can look at tits everyday (just walk past the Town Hall when the “cunt”cil is in session and *BING* there you go) but opening up a page of a newspaper and finding some girl who is clearly over 35, but saying she is 19 (hmmmm, perhaps she means her IQ.?) with over inflated boobs giving her obviously uninformed opinion on Global Warming, third world debt or the state of the NHS just makes me want to vimto all over the place. Maybe if she appeared to have the intelligence to be able to tie her own shoelaces them she would be allowed to state her opinions in a more reasonable forum than next to her nipples in large pixel newsprint. But no. I have no problem with women “degrading” (if that is how you see it) themselves by flopping their mams out on camera and letting a 55 year old guy with a mac and some extra chunky glasses shooting away. That is their choice. I just think if you have a newspaper in front of you then it should be full of news, why else would you buy one except for the Sudoku (the amount of hits due to me using the words Carol and Vorderman is VERY impressive, usually her name as a search string also features the phrases “tits” “underwear” “naked” and “fisting Richard Whitely’s still warm corpse”).
On the subject of the aforementioned Sudoku number game, why in hell can you get an online SOLVER that you type the clue numbers in let it tell you the answer. Thats like peeking at the answers to the crossword before you have even bothered starting. Surely it isn’t for people who only half finish one and get stuck, you REALLY don’t need to know the answer right.? RIGHT.??? No one is sad enough to sit there at their PC thinking “Oh that’s the answer *slaps thigh*. How silly I am for not getting that, my surprise that the bloody grid is full of numbers is awe inspiringly large”. Nuts of the nuttiest kind. Oh and I cannot stand Sudokus, I should point that out. To me they are the quizzical equivalent of being trussed up in the same strait jacket as Ronald MacDonald and hurled in to the path of a speeding Hippo.
And as someone mentioned on the radio the other day, did you hear about the RAF pilot asked to go on a suicide mission, he bombed Poole Harbour. Hehehe.