A.G Barr, You complete and utter bunch of cuntfucks. You have taken the glorious tasting Tizer and turned it into what can only be described as fruity piss in a bottle. Why in God’s name have you taken out the lovely sweetners and colours and produced a lack lustre, watered down, bad tasting drink that not only keeps a head on it but leaves such a horrible after commotion in your mouth that not even turpentine will remove it.!
For the second time in under six months I have had one of my favourite childhood treats turned into a “troubled child” friendly little pile of wank. And for what reason.? Because retarded parents who have no control over the eating/drinking habits of their spoilt, dole fodder children moan that they have ADHD or some other made up nonsense and are badly behaved rather than admit that their child actually could do with a fucking good smack across their ass cheeks to teach them a bloody lesson. I was smacked as a child when I was naughty and I believe it detered me from being a bad person. Nowadays people like Amnesty International, a group who really should all be murdered themselves, are actually asking retail workers to hand out “anti smacking” leaflets to parents that give their kids six of the best, trousers down, in public.! I would rather hand out £10 notes to those parents and letter bombs to the ones that DON’T give their kids what for when they are badly behaved.
Or how about sending all these do gooders for a weeks intensive training somewhere. Maybe at Virginia Tech.?
And while we are on the subject…
If you come into my shop and purchase something then moan because you can’t carry it, do NOT expect my sympathy.
Frankly if you cannot get into your stupid, council estate brain that a WARDROBE which is made from WOOD and stands over six foot tall is HEAVY then you should FUCK OFF and live in a township in Soweto that doesn’t have furniture, food, water or fuck all else.
When I tell you on the till it is in TWO parts and OVER 25 kg then you can add that up to FIFTY, yes that is FIFTY kilos of wood, nails, screws, handles and cardboard that YOU have to lump around town and slide gently onto one of Plaxton’s finest past a disgruntled FirstBus driver. Unless someone invents a way of dehydrating flat pack then it is unlikely they will weigh any less.
So the next time you say to me “Oh I didn’t realise this bookcase/sideboard/garden shed/seaside cottage was so heavy” I will happily look at you and at your pitiful IQ of under 45, laugh at your utter fucking stupidity and shout…
“YOU DUMB CUNT”
into your face.
WANKERS. You are about as much use to this planet as the Americans, German and the French. Why not go and pop on a nice Manchester United T-shirt and go visit Ian Huntley.
Surely you realize there ARE people who cannot add 25 and 25 and get 50 in fact they probably do not register 25 as a number just alien words. You’ve been in the business blah de blah years and you still only think that the customers might be relatively intelligent,because as we well know the staff aren’t? Well we weren’t/aren’t are we otherwise we would be somewhere else? N’est pa? You must be menopausal dear, that rant is certainly reminiscent of Pre/post menstrual/menopausal syndromatic peeps. Have you given up the evil weed or is it lack of beer.
I enjoyed this blog… purely for the fact that. I actually agree with you on top paragraph. TIZER IS NOW FUCKING SHIT.
I just couldn’t drink it.! It’s just wrong wrong wrong. SMARTIES, NOW TIZER – WHAT?! What is wrong with you people.?! What’s next… chocolate.? Fuck the world. Really.!!!
As for your dumbass customers… I know where you come from. Fucktards.!!!!
PS. Love you =]
xxxxx