Tch, being ill sucks. As you are all well aware, since I had glandular fever last year my body’s immune system now offers the same protection as the French army offered Europe during the two World Wars, ie, fuck all.! So here I sit, my head is ready to explode, face feels like I have had botox injections around my eyes administered by Daffy Duck and I am coughing so much I am starting to wonder if I smoked 20 or 200 cigarettes on Saturday night.! Much as I love the time off work and the sympanthy from my family and friends, I do prefer being able to, A, breathe. B, hold a conversation without sounding like a cross between Frank Butcher and Madge from Neighbours and C, get out of a chair with out going “ooohhh ow”.
Things I have done so far today… Bumped into an old workmate in the Doctors. Gave the Government MORE of my hard earned cash for overpriced, privately manufactured drugs. Watched two people moving a small pig in a huge pet carrier. Eaten two bags of Beef Jerky. Bought a large “Hot ‘n’ Spicy” sausage for supper (I will be slicing it, spreading it on toast, sprinkling it with cheese and grilling it with a sprinkle of paprika and a few chives).
As I am writing this on my mother’s laptop it is only right that I should be watching TV and giggling about silly things. Firstly, the video with OK Go and the treadmills. Not my favourite kind of band (99% of that is due to the predictably bad hair and one pair of very iffy Emo specs) but the video is truly a classic combination of sports equipment and men in tank tops walking around the place. You see a lot of various ingenuity nowadays with the music vid, but despite the use of CGI they still seem bland. Are we perhaps spoilt for choice by all the different things we see.? The OK Go vid is so simple but so entertaining due to it’s originality. Thumbs up for that, but thumbs down for that pink shirt.! Video killed the radiostar, but what about a videostar… Husky.?
Bullseye (you can’t beat a bit of Bully) threw me a very interesting thought earlier. Jim “Super Smashing Lovely” Bowen mentioned the King killed at the Battle of Bosworth Field (Richard the Third). That was back in the days of yore when the head of a nation or state could be legally deposed by a fight and a new King/Queen/Emperor could nudge their way in. So what has changed.? Clearly we live in a more civilised world do we not.? Why could I not go to London, wait until Her Maj nips (Ohhh Her Maj’s Nips, imagine that.!) down the offy for some eggs and a pint of milk and then as she chooses a fine box of grade A double yolkers, whack her across the ornate crown with a special offer frozen leg of lamb and arise King Fluffy Bunny. Ok, I do see the issues involved in, what would probably end up as being a continuous queue of people at Buckingham Palace waiting to kill off the previous throne sitter but would it not be a fairer way of sorting out the head of state.? Royal Nipples indeed (is it treasonous to discuss the mammories of the Monarch by the way).?
For those of you enjoying my new nicname, one of the contestants on the aforementioned Bullseye was called “Tink”. Lucky him.
That bloke in the “I See Girls” video by Studio B, why in hell is he running from ten women in short skirts with big tits. What a great big knob jockey. I See Girls… that’s what you get if you pop into a female only morgue surely.?
Oh and you know those moments when you are so drunk you love everyone far more than you should… Pouty. “I really, really love yoooooooooou”. Hehehe. Drunk as a Airline Pilot she was.
Staying on the subject of irritating women (JOKING Pouty, love you hehe), Girlfriend, Avril Lavinge, stop just stop. That song is more annoying than a bucket load of nits. Oh and my song of 2006 was The Suffering by Coheed and Cambria, a song that I was not entirely happy with naming as that. In which case I wish to amend that blog with a new song for 2006, Shakira and Wycleaf Jean, Hips Don’t Lie. God only knows how I forgot that one.!
I shall leave you now on a thought… ever had a Belgian kiss.? It’s like a French kiss but with more Flem (I will leave you to work that one out).!
Your days not been that bad mate, you got to see me and my sexy car this morning
And, I’ve only heard it once, but I like the new Avryl Lavigne song……
Get well again Bru its getting boring, altho if you are off ill at least I can look forward to your pithy comments. Like you I ‘jumped for joy’ at a certain mans death, to the point of almost saying ‘there must be a god?’ Perish the thought it must have been an abhorration, the god thing that is – the death was real enough Lord Lucan can vouch for that.
Sue
Well you sure know how to exaggerate. Like I said, you would make a good politician.
Well I have finally caught the sodding virus that has gripped our little community. (And by community I mean the Hobbits community.) So a big thank you and shout out to the lovely Gemma Laity for infecting me.
I am happy to see you like Formula 1. Another thing we have in common I see.
Good on Lewis Hamilton, who is now officially the new British favourite. Whatever happened to Jenson? Who? EXACTLY!
Good on McClaren though.
Keep blogging young sir.
This is Husky… OUT!