I really should stop listening to the Vinster on Radio Two. All it does is cause me to write blogs.!
Today’s show made me laugh though. Two gems of radio interviewees nipped on to air their stories.
The first was a couple with four kids. Nothing unusual there you might think, but I should point out that they were brother and sister. Yes that is not you reading it arse backwards, they were indeed a couple, doing it (not on the show obviously) and they wish to see incest LEGALISED “Because they have show it can work”.!!! I should point out that half of their kids were disabled, which is very weird, because the chances of genetic mutation when a mother and father are related so closely is 50%. So when they say they wish the law to ignore incest and let it be, they actually mean “Genetic mutants are people too”.!!!
The other story was much, much more amusing. For a while I wondered if it was April the First. A 35 year old lady called, ok I can’t be arsed to recall her name, but she stated that men should ALWAYS give up their seat on a bus, train, in the park, etc.
YOU WHAT.???
For years women have fought for equality. Even this year they have got an award allowing them the same prize money at Wimbledon (despite the fact they only play 3 sets not 5 in the final) and this crazy cow wants us men to stand up and let her plant her uptight anus on any seat she wants.! Well listen here missy, you can stick that RIGHT up your fundament. I will quite happily stand on a bus for several reason, mother’s with young kids (99% of the time because they are unruly and the mothers reek of stale fags whilst spending all their time saying “Chantelle, stoppit ya’fuck). I will also stand for the elderly, male or female, infirm, disabled and ones with big tits if a low cut top is in situ (for staring down purposes)… but if I have had a hard day at work and my feet are killing me then some tart in a business suit can fuck off.!
I should mention that this woman is a poet. Ah, now THAT explains everything.