Chris Martin, lead singer of “wrist slitting” band Coldplay, has gone on record as saying their new album will contain a song that “everyone has to hear before we die, otherwise they will be terribly depressed”. Odd phrasing there. Surely LISTENING to a Coldplay album will do that anyway. Hearing Trouble or Yellow for more than twenty seconds plunges me into a depression deep enough to cause a change in the weather over the Atlantic.

Was listening to Mr Vine (Jeremy, not Tim) at lunch time and he played a little snap from a political website called “www.aworldwithoutamerica.com”. What a frightening thought you may think… well firstly go watch their little advert they have produced, CLICK HERE TO SEE IT. Then you may laugh at all the over the top amateur dramatics they managed to cram into that minute and a half of footage.

Well are you imagining it.? Lovely isn’t it. Ignore all the hyperbole and bizarre absolutes they used in the advert and bask in the warm glow of a world with less pollution, junk food, bad sitcoms, fat people and George W Bush.

Sad to know that Hobbits will not now be open until the 15th, MySpace party time, huzzah, so get well Mark, with a broken arm how are you going to carry your kebab and chips properly.!?

Right, supper time. My stomach wants food but my head isn’t quite with it.

More tomorrow.

PS… Almost forgot.. Laura from work, if you are reading this then Hello.!!! And I won’t make boob jokes on here. Hehehe.

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