I am beginning to think my blog is only hit by boy racers, pervs who like Carol Vorderman waaaay too much and Lionel Blair.! So here are the search terms finding my site recently…
“Men that arent bastards” Well I am not… am I.?
“Penguin picker upper” Caz.? Where for art thou.?!
“Ranting yorkshire woman” Southern jessies…
“Too gay man armageddon hamster downloads” Richard Gere again.?
“Rhosllanerchrugog old photos” What the fuck..?
“David sneddon writing for girls aloud” Oh joy. No really.
“Compare breast size” To what.? Bernard Manning.?
“Angel eyes lights ford mondeo mk3″ Wet Wet Wet, now in car parts industry
“back aches vauxhall” then buy a Ford.!
“Myra hindley ian baker” No relation.!
“Mental asylum 1960’s” As opposed to NHS 2000’s
“Joey barton’s bum video” I am not sure I wanna see that.
“Fuck my homo arse” Or that for that matter.!
“Badly modded saxo” Ah Weston’s finest. Shit cars.
Sometimes you people worry me.!
News in shorts now.? *changes trousers*
See that tubby eight year old is off back home. Whether the first floor will survive much longer remains to be seen.
Rail bosses said “sorry” for death of lady on the Class 390 Pendolino that crashed. That’s alright then.
Ken Livingstone has suddenly gained power over commuter services to London. Why do the words “we are all doomed” pop into my head.?
Tony Blair warns Iran. Something about nuclear proliferation… send in the missus Tony, she is far more scary than you.
Footballers from Carling Cup clashers Arsenal and Chelsea get a couple of matches off for bad behaviour. Still get paid vast sums of money for doing fuck all then, rapists, yobbos and arseholes the lot of ‘em.
While I am on that, Tony Blair has been moaning about ticket prices to matches. Stop dicking around in non-essential crap like sport and sort out the NHS, Police and military you retard.!
Tara Palmer-Tompkinson and Colin Murray sign up for “star studded” Comic Relief Fame Academy. Did I say star studded.? I meant ZZZ list Wank Farm.
CSPI, a US nutrition policy watchdog, is telling all restaurants that they should tell diners how much fat etc is in the food they serve. Wouldn’t it be better if people just took responsibility when eating out. Oi. Fat American people. If you are eating forty burgers a week, that isn’t right. Hehehe, I want to watch one of you people explode.
Enough. Fish pie now… Hunger. Strikes.