Martha’s Graveyard

So as I stop getting people emailing me asking “when are you going to update your blog, Mr Bunny, Sir.?” I had better update it.

Now where shall I begin. Last weekend was the last Hobbits night for a while (if ever.!) and was absolutely brilliant. I WILL get round to posting the photos when I get my head out of my arse (and World of Warcraft). This weekend I just stayed in. Missing the old place already but I did save about £70 through not leaving the house, hehe.

How about some news shorts….

Bird flu, should I bother.? It is quite boring isn’t it.? Bernard Manning is shitting himself though apparently.

How about a letter bomb going off at the place that runs the London Congestion Charge and TV Licensing.? That is funnier but still not “news worthy” (well not for this site at least, let’s face it, we are talking upper class humour here (yeah right)).!

What about the British soldier in the Middle East that was killed by American friendly fire (what a fucking surprise, when have the yanks ever been able to hit anyone but their own side.???) . His missus is still awaiting a verdict but the US Government (such as it is) is refusing to provide evidence “Because it is all top secret”… in other words “yes our pilots are useless and probably couldn’t hit a barn door with a double deck National Express coach, but we don’t have to prove it do we.?” All you UK soldiers with stinger missiles in Iraqi, you see those US Air Force jets.? If you can shoot one down then I will buy you a choc ice. Even better if it has “Air Force One” written down the side.

Asda are now stocking size zero clothing. Having shopped in there a lot (and Caz I don’t mean you), I cannot quite work out how in hell any of their customers are going to be able to fit them on. All those overweight chubby council estate mums shouting “Oi Chantelle stop fucking doing that” and lighting up another Windsor Blue.

The Victoria and Albert museum, one of the more staid and sophisticated institutions in London has decided to launch a new exhibit. Kylie, the history of. If you go and have a good look around the Science Museum or Natural History Museum you will see it is aimed at children and adults starting at zero. Having taken an ex girlfriend to the Natural History museum (one with an environmental science degree) she was understandably disappointed at the lower level of the information given, as was I, but we did see that it was a bit below us as a target audience. The Victoria and Albert however was much more on par with my way of thinking and contains so real historical artifacts. No offence to the Aussie pop munchkin but it is simply not the place to have a “pop culture” exhibit mixing it with 18th century works of art and the history of the British Empire. What next.? The Tate Modern presents the work of Basil Brush.!?!

A big well done to the 29 year old child sex abuser for staying in a US school for FOUR MONTHS dressed as a 12 year old. I know it was a wrong thing really but everyone I have discussed that with was justifiably impressed.! Does say something about the gullibility of the American teachers (Ooooh two anti-American topics in one blog so far).!

Right we shall call it done there I think… photos soon… if you are good.!!! Bye All.

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