A couple of you might know how my blog will start today. For that I am sorry to have spoiled the surprise but it was nice to gauge an opinion before i wrote it.!
What would I do if my knob fell off.?
Slightly odd train of thought there but valid I feel. You see, when I was at work the other day, in the loo, I shook off the drips and in putting said member back into my trews I had this sudden worrying wonderance of “What if I zipped up, turned around and felt my cock drop off, roll down my leg and onto the floor.?” I am sure I simply cannot be the only person that has ever thought about this. Just worried me to think of looking down at the floor and seeing my detached willie looking back up at me, while i bleed a little down my legs.
Maybe I eat too much cheese, because something is affecting my brain when I start having a thought like that.!
Bizarre… Any who… onto last night…
Had a slightly bizarre but truly great night with a smaller than usual group in a quieter than usual Hobbits. Stew went home early so I entertained Pouty (who showed me a photo of myself at DownLoad, topless, covering my nips with my paws. A photo I simply do not remember being taken).! I was accosted by two people and had to hide a little. Angel turned up in a short frilly skirt which, although very nice, did look a little too cold for the weather last night.! Even I was shivering in three tops and the usual huge pair of CD trousers.
Had a good dance to the usual songs and eventually got taxi’ed home. Keep your eyes open for that photo of Pouty’s, I have been told it will appear on my myspace, for that I am sorry.! As may one of a hat dans le Bunny sat outside the Snickers stage tent at the same sort of time (I would be able to work out which day the nipples one was taken on but Pouty for some reason doesn’t know how to work her own camera and every photo EVER taken on that camera shows the date as August 2005, hehe).
Right I am off for a bath and maybe a little more WoW (Nordrissal server, Elementas is I, remember). Enjoy your Sunday evening pizza…. oh no… that’s me.! Oh and….
Oi…. Fuck off. You’re not my girlfriend.!