StitchingBastards Review Of 2006

And so 2006 fades into a dim and distant grey light and becomes last year…

“What were the high points and low points, Mr Bunny.?” I hear you ask…

Well it hasn’t been a good year. My ex cheated on me so ruining the £400 trip away for Valentine’s Day. What REALLY pissed me off was the state of the guy who she left me for. Ewwwwwwwww.!!! Like a human version of a sprig of parsley. I have had the most time off from work EVER this year thanks to glandular fever during the summer, which totally fucked over my birthday and will remain with me for years to come and Tony Blair remained alive… but…

Download 2006 was fantastic, to the point where I am already planning stuff in my head in preparation for 2007’s event. I have made a LOT of new friends and strengthened my ties with people I already know. I have been in an “on again, off again” with Lemony which is now on again. Permanantly. She also looked after me when I was ill and I can’t thank her enough for that, taking me to the doctors and things like that. Lemony I love you looooads.! I got playing World of Warcraft and am now thoroughly addicted, hehe. Bought a new phone which is better than yours. Of course. Ate THE BEST ever chicken korai in London. Got two piercings that make me look even more lovely hehe.

In the outside world , Michael Schumacher retired from F1 finally, so no more Germanic smugness. Saddam Hussein went for a trip on a gallows. The Now Show entertained me more than ever and Matt Neal won the BTCC for the second time in two years.! Does it get better than that.? I think not.

Best music of 2006, difficult. There have only been two songs that I have been unable to turn off are Coheed and Cambria – The Suffering and Pendulum – Hold Your Colours (thanks Hally for making me love that, and thanks Lemony for making it your song).! The best album might surprise you because I only got hold of it about 4 days ago. It is a compilation album entitled “Nu Soul Vibes” and is one of the best selections of acid jazz, funk and nu-house I have ever heard. Pure genius.

The photos from last night will appear on here in a short while, I have some resizing to do before I post them.

So to Lemony (luff yew), Paul (bestest bro ever), Hwang (the only person I ever need to go clubbing with), Pouty (a goddess with funny hair), Stew (a god with funnier hair), Mikey (a brilliant mate), Harriet (the best listener ever), Kitten (makes me laugh so much), Rich (glad you and Tina are together), Tina (see previous lol), Carly (hope u have the guy you always wanted.!), Dave (comic genius), Nat (drunken insult genius hehe), Sexy Dave (glamrock star), Terri (best hugs whenever needed), Vix (so beautiful), and all those of you I have missed out, have a very lovely New Year and keep reading my blog.!

*****LATE NEWS*****

Ok photo time… here we go.!!!


YOU LOVE IT.!!!

Us and the new baby (cow).

YOU LOVE IT.!!!

Guess which one is sober.?

YOU LOVE IT.!!!

Lemony, leave her boobs alone.!

YOU LOVE IT.!!!

Your’s truly posing as usual.

YOU LOVE IT.!!!

Kate’s eyes are welded shut. No surprises.

YOU LOVE IT.!!!

Two bags of chips made her sober up enough.

YOU LOVE IT.!!!

Someone needs a shave… Lisa.? :)

YOU LOVE IT.!!!

He didn’t hump Hwang, lol.

YOU LOVE IT.!!!

Hannah camps it up.

YOU LOVE IT.!!!

The Brothers Grim.

YOU LOVE IT.!!!

Put your tongue away. Again.!

YOU LOVE IT.!!!

Such pretty eyes. Her too.!!

YOU LOVE IT.!!!

So cute the both of ‘em.!

YOU LOVE IT.!!!

She was sober. Dave was not.

YOU LOVE IT.!!!

Errrr Hwang… you look almost clever ;)

YOU LOVE IT.!!!

Oh Joe, blow me.

YOU LOVE IT.!!!

2006 winners of the gay looking men awards.

YOU LOVE IT.!!!

Three unwise monkies.

YOU LOVE IT.!!!

Eyeliner.? On Rich.?? Wow.!

YOU LOVE IT.!!!

For instance porn… Just add spaff lol.

YOU LOVE IT.!!!

He kissed me. She didn’t.! :)

YOU LOVE IT.!!!

Lemony, what are you doing.??

YOU LOVE IT.!!!

Awwww such a cute couple.

YOU LOVE IT.!!!

Kate, you appear to be awake.!

YOU LOVE IT.!!!

My Hwangical Romance.?

YOU LOVE IT.!!!

Jarvis Roynon.?

YOU LOVE IT.!!!

Heheheheh.

YOU LOVE IT.!!!

Second attempt because she hated the first.

Enjoy.!!!

PS… forgot to mention, I have had over 50 THOUSAND hits on this site this year.! Thanks to all of you that keep reading it, I hope you like a moaning guy in your PC every week.!!!

2 Responses to “StitchingBastards Review Of 2006”

  1. Mandy The Lemon says:

    Luff you too hunny.

    Lets hope this year is a great one for you.
    And hope I’m a big part of it. I do hope so!

    I’ll look after you. Like I always have.

    Atleast at the end of 2006…
    … you got things much more sorted :o )

    Hope you take care!

    And will look forward to the photos later!

    Happy New Year (again)

    MAHOOSIVE HUGS xxxx

  2. Hatcliffe says:

    what a year, who loves you baby xx

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