Ah Tuesday. Joy. Three days left until the weekend. Bunny will have to be good and wait to get drunk. Oh now you won’t get my title unless you can program in PASCAL and love the Russki’s…
Now where shall I start today…
Ah, Moyles. AGAIN. He managed to create my own personal slice of hell in my stockroom yesterday. “I know,” thought the chubby wastrel “Why don’t I invite Peter Andre and Jordan on to the programme, that Bunny git will hate that.!”. Why indeed.! Just the sound of Jordan’s voice (which to me is very similar to the sound of someone emptying an over full chemical toilet into a swimming pool) makes me want to rip off my own head and push it up my own bottom. Not the best thing to have assaulting my ears on a Monday morning when I haven’t slept very well.! I didn’t actually understand the point of having those two on the air. To be honest I don’t understand the point of them being allowed to breathe air either.! This time around I couldn’t see they were promoting anything. It just seemed to be a load of pointless banter that could easily have been left off the air and replaced by the sound of some Chipmunks being fed into a paper shredder.! Next week perhaps he will bring in Sue Pollard playing the kazoo or John Prescott reading his autobiography “Pies I Have Known”. *Skin Crawling*.!
Sod it, while I am ranting on this subject, can someone please explain to me why in the name of diddly fuck is Radio One allowed to play so much shite.?!?!? Oh never mind, I forget Jo Whiley is still on it going “I love this” everytime she hears three notes in a row. She was fawning over one of her own jingles the other day I am sure.!
Did anyone mention that the mother of that 5 year old who drowned on Brean beach has been awarded an undisclosed sum of compensation from the Council.? Pathetic and disgusting. It is her who should be in prison for neglecting to look after her child in a dangerous environment. You don’t take a kid to a place full of mud, sand dunes, big rocks, dangerous cliffs and deep water (with strong currents and a very quick tide rise) and leave them on their own.! Idiot. YOU are responsible for the safety of your kid. YOU are not a fit mother.
Russia is still strenuously denying knocking off a former spy by turning them into London’s version of Chernobyl. If this is what sushi does to you then I am making sure all my fish is VERY well cooked from now on.! It is rather amusing to think that a country that very recently passed a law ALLOWING assasinations of “enemies of the state” could possibly lie their bottoms off when such a rare type of isotope is found on one of their enemies.! Bizarre.!!!
A certain Mr Blair has not issued a full apology to the slave trade victims (*raises eyebrow*) but has, in fact, expressed deep sorry for “this crime against humanity” occuring. I was wondering if Germany had ever apologised for killing millions of people during the First and Second World Wars. Nope… would appear not, although I did find an apology from a GERMAN NEWSPAPER for posting an article about Auschwitz which featured an advert for a GAS company on the same page.! Now that is a classy arse up.!
And finally tonight, DJ Alan “Fluff” Freeman has passed away aged 79. A man whose legendary voice and catchphrases ruled the airwaves over five decades (right up until 2000) and formed the basis for Mike Smash, Harry Enfield’s amusing DJ persona. It would appear that tonight the radio station up there in heaven (playing NO R’n'B) will be better than ever. Fluff Freeman AND Jon Peel.!!! Question is, will we miss him.???
Not ‘alf.!