Well I might as well start as I mean to go on tonight, so here we go now with a rant from Mr Bunny of Weston…
While I sit here awaiting you to say the words “Oh God he is going to go off on one about Blair and the slave trade isn’t he”, I shall go off on one about Blair and the slave trade…
What stupid, retarded, desperate for popularity driven, egotistical sadist would APOLOGISE for a socio-economoic mistake that was killed off 200 years ago.? Why do thousands (actually I bet it is hundreds because surely not all people of African/Caribbean/Indian descent can be ludicrous money grabbing fools, can they.?) of ethnic minorities feel it is their God given right to have a nation which has changed it’s ways and accepted (well pretty much) other minorites within it’s borders, say sorry for a long ended and forgotten practice. Ok so we had a few people over to cook for us, do a bit of light coal mining etc etc, would they prefer that their forefathers from the Sudan HADN’T been brought over to a REAL country that can support itself and they had grown up in a water less environment, walking miles for a cup of brown liquid once a day.
Ok, I know that isn’t the point, millions were involved, millions died, yada yada yada, but where the hell do we draw the line. As compensation talk (???) is being bandied around (”sorry love, you were a black slave in 1802, let us gold plate your headstone and sprinkle these diamonds on your grave plot”) lets start talking about a little compo for old Bunny here. I have blonde hair so obviously at some point when the Vikings invaded they hurt some long dead ancester of mine. Maybe even murdered/raped/pillaged their village. Where is the monetary comeback there.? Oi, Italy, say sorry for those bloody Romans who pissed Asterix off so much and pay out a gert wad to those thousands of dead Britons that you ramaged over.
People seem to think everyone cares about the past. Yes I care about the people that died in the two World Wars, Falklands War, Iraq, Nottingham etc, but they are all within possible living memory and if I am brutally honest I really couldn’t give a gnats bollock how bad the Napoleonic war, the Crimean, English Civil War, War of the Roses, Battle of Blenhim were.! They are so long ago that I can imagine how bad it would have been but I have no physical bond to the suffering and the dying, the wounded and the fallen. To me it is a little like crying over a bottle of spilt milk twenty three years later. You had no connection with that milk so it can’t hurt you.
So hear this… I am sorry that your great great great great great great grandad was chained up in a ship hundreds of years ago, I am sure it was perfectly terrible and mean and not jolly sporting of us English but to be honest step back and look at yourself. Would you rather be running for your life from street gangs in South Africa, starving to death in the Sudan, being royally kicked around in Zimbabwe or beaten shitless in some rough area in Jamaica.? No you would rather be in the Western world, taking advantage of all it has to offer and realising that maybe the fact that you are here now, reading this on a screen, in a brick built house with a roof over your head and food on the table is some form of apology. I don’t regret the slave trade, it wasn’t my fault, I won’t apologise.
Whitney Houston however, WAS your fault. Say sorry now.!!!
And finally for the moment…
My statistics list for the search terms that bring up my site from google, yahoo, msn etc, shows a few interesting ones this month so far…
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Bye all.!
big swetty fannies please?
You can’t see. But I am applauding this rant.