The stress of the wedding plans left Brownie with alopecia

David shouldn’t put his eye liner on when drunk and wet.

Dave, have you eaten Nat.? Not like that…!

You looking at my pint.? Oh just me bird, ok then.

Nurse…. *fart* Nuuuurse *bigger fart* NUUUUURSE.!!! *Muffled Explosion*

What on earth is Harriet doing in that photo.???

Didn’t I see you on Eurovision.?

Hypothermia set in quickly at the church.

Marie travels back in time to Bedrock.

Zulus. Thousands of them.

The trouble he had getting a bus into town.!

Err Dan, do you have the horn.?

Shave me. Blow me. Thank you.

When he looks like this then he must be drunk.

Myspace poses a plenty.

Meeeowwww arraarrrr eeooooowwwww.

You touching ma pussy.?

Someone needs a goblin.?

Nice head… need more.? GEMMMAAAAAA.?

Words cannot express.!

Emma, I left out the tit shot lol.

You Nora Batty.?

BOOOO.!

Zombody order a pizza.?

Im blue daboo de daboo daoow.!

*Ian runs at the sight of the veil*

Ah chop chop flied lice etc

Err Mark, where is your costume.?

I know it says Mervkiss, but I meant mervcrow.!

Oh dear.

Brokenback Mountain 2.?

You are indeed, poison.

Ooooh ‘ark at ‘er.!

*boob joke omitted*

KGB warranty card please.!

Sliced or unsliced loaf my love.?

That is NOT me on the left.

Oooooh look over there.!!! Boobies!

Terri, you got PMT.?