*Puts on Team America style Kim Jong-Il voice and bellows* “Hewwo.!!!!”
Or to put it in my own words, Hey up. Did we all enjoy our Saturday night Halloween event then.? I had a teensy weensy headache this morning (that is to say that I felt as though some naughty little monkey had given me an overnight lobotomy).!!
Before I continue, I thought I better warn you that anyone in costume last night will be refered to by their costume name NOT their real/nickname.!!! For costumes see the photos after the next section…
Have to say I was dubious about how it was going to turn out last night. Twas ridiculously crowded in Dominion with a LOT of people I really didn’t know, enough to send Leon (my brother and the internet told me Chris but Pouty corrected me, arse) and Fairy off to Phoenix early where we caught up with them very soon after. I did win £4 out the fruit machine so that covered the drinks in there, 
. Phoenix was quiet but they were playing the music from “Rock ‘n’ Roll Racing” on the SNES. Love it. Met up with Catwoman, The Hitcher and Jade. The Hitcher looked very good as did Catwoman. Of course I was dressed as Jack with the lovely Lemony as Sally (she was not so sure about going out dressed up but eventually loved the compliments ).
We hit Hobbits earlier than usual, about 10.15, and found it was quite busy already. Lots of people out dressed up and a great atmosphere. Got in free of course too, hehe. Ended up very drunk, taking lots of photos and feeling remarkably sick when I got home. Totally worth it of course.
So here we go with the costumes…
First of all we have Bunnies One and Two. I couldn’t stop stroking them. No balls were humped though.! Sadly.
Note the cute whiskers. No there was no strong smell of fish but I did notice the half eaten corpse of a mouse in her handbag.
I had to take this chavvy delight to one side and smack his bottom for being too realistic. Wonder if he got that gold chain from Argos.?
Smiley Jon and his horny girlfriend. Not sure I need to say more than that. Next year he will be dressing as a woman (he doesn’t know it yet).!
The Hello Kitty corset and the large frontage failed to pass the “get in for free” test, but the camp pirate managed to slip in unnoticed.
Great costume, would have been happy to lose the best costume award to him. Did feel like slapping out a bass solo everytime I saw him though. Weird.
For a guy that brings me pizzas he doesn’t half look horny… sorry.!
Myself and Hitler. Totally ruined my idea for dressing as Hitler next year but lots of fun saluting continuously and speaking with bad German accents.!
Myself and Sally, looking cute as a couple. Yes I am posing, eyes skyward, in that big head of mine. The bowtie cut into my larynx so I had a couple of fingers constantly down my neck trying to save myself from strangulation/retching/marauding aardvarks.
Madame Mim and some sort of dirty girl (love you ).
When was the last time you saw a Bunny talking to Marylin Monroe. Never I bet. Time to buy her a mirror I think.!
Loved the nail through his face, and green horns always make me moist.!
Fairy managed to almost get into a fight with a guy who looked like Elvis Costello… and he was NOT in costume.! Seriously weird, but so funny watching Mark throw him out AND his girlfriend at the same time. Note the amazingly floppy hair.
No one told me you could turn up as Doctor Zoidberg from Futurama. The claw later entered Brem’s bottom (I won’t put that photo up, it isn’t pleasant).
Did you ever see three people more likely to break into the business they call show.? Or a bank.?
Take one boiler suit, add makeup and overheat the second you get into the club. I timed this photo well. He doesn’t usually look THIS bad. My goodness how gay do I look.!
So a good time was had by all. We got a taxi back at 2am… no idea if it was actually 2am or 1am BST, lol. I woke up with a line of soft toys I had tucked into the bed when I was drunk… no idea why, .
Today i have done very little, except watch the final of the German Touring Car championship (DTM), which was just lovely. Lots of action, Christian Abt being a good boy for a change and I just love the Audis they have a certain something about them that the Mercs don’t…
Oooooh I did notice that Oasis have a new single coming out. It is a corker. A return to the Oasis of old, specifically February 1995. And how can I be so sure of the “date of their new found sound”.? Well it is because the have released a B side (Acquiesce) from that period. At least I can listen to them again without wincing at their horrible lyrics or bad attempts to recapture former glories. Just whip out a former glory and replay it 11 years on.! Marvellous.
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When someone pointed out in the DTM that Martin Tomcyk got hit in the helmet by a loose interior video camera, was I the only one thinking “Which helmet”.?
Saturday night kicked soooo much ass!…but the bit in your blog about Chris and Fairy, im guessing you were talking about Stew and I? coz his character was in fact Leon not Chris!muppet!…and that guy was so fucking rude…i should of kicked his stupid fucking russian ass! (yeah, he was russian.dont think i mentioned that before lol!)
Bring on Tuesday!
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