Now You Don’t See It, BANG

Not wishing to ask a stupid question, but do you know what this is…

YOU LOVE IT.!!!

Now you could be totally anal like myself and recite chassis make, body make and type etc etc but the answer “A bus” would suffice.

*sounds of internal brain struggle of retained information*

Now a second stupid question… Can you see it.? Well yes I guess you can because otherwise you would never be able to answer the first. Admittedly on this page it is only about two inches high and has no relevant weight/mass/depth etc.

So how come if you can see that tiny, ickle picture four people have been killed in Bristol this year by buses.?

There was one last week in Whiteladies Road. How in the name of Satan’s portion do you not notice a 10 tonne bus with it’s lights on.?? How.!?
Firstbus suggested that people need to be made more aware of the dangers of walking in the road.! Breathtakingly obvious but sadly true. How many people do you see walk out into traffic without checking because they assume (in their usual arrogance) that the traffic will wait for them.?

*internal struggle intensifies*

Listen up people, this one is for the jay walkers amongst you.

If you don’t look when you cross the road then you get mown down sometimes. That is life. You lose your’s and you may kill another person at the same time. I used to think bullbars on vehicles were a bad idea because of the high chance of a pedestrian dying if they were hit. Now I have changed my mind, call it a form of punishment.! If you wander into the road with out having a damn good look first then tough titties. I wonder if the “grieving” family will take time out to attempt a law suit against FirstBus for “allowing their buses to be driving on a public highway”.

Utterly stupid.! Plus I feel really annoyed now because I have had to defend a company I detest. Not good. I rant about them enough because they are the pits at what they do, especially in Weston, but ending up defending them against the ridiculousness of human life is a bit of a bind.

Like that 5 year old girl who was kicked out of school for attacking teachers and staff.!!! Her mother said “they have given up on her when she is just a baby”. Maybe the fact that she IS a little spoilt shit is NOT the fault of the teacher’s giving up on her, but bad discipline on the mother’s behalf.

But that is another rant and another day…

Arrrgh *sound of escaping information…*
It’s a Northern Counties bodied Leyland Olympian.
*sound of escaping air*

That’s better. Second rant tonight is about sperm donors. To me this is an important part of a cultured society, sharing. Nowadays if you are infertile and have no way of getting the old lady up the duff then it is easy to pop down to your local sperm bank with an eggcup and make a withdrawal. But as a donor you wouldn’t want someone getting a dollop of your manseed and then 16 years down the line a spotty teenager turns up on your doorstep demanding a decade and a half’s pocket money and a Nintendo Wii.!

Staying anonymous as a donor must be one of THE most important things about letting less fortunate people have kids. The genetic implications will have to remain a risk that you take (such as life is, surely that is true no matter who your parents are, whether you know them or not. If you are born with a genetic disorder and it turns out that one or both of your parents carry an iffy gene surely that is just human randomness). If medical science is advanced enough to detect genetic flaws in a person through thier DNA then surely this can be applied to donated sperm BEFORE it is allowed into the “stock” of available sperm.

Then again maybe you will be born via sperm that has been donated by someone stupid enough to walk out in front of a bus, I think we would all like to be told then.!!!

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